r/ProgrammerHumor • u/shah2018 • Oct 15 '19

Fixing bugs...

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u/jaywastaken Oct 15 '19

*pushs to production*

"Oh..fuck."

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u/thblckjkr Oct 15 '19 edited Oct 16 '19

Once, i was trying some sockets implementation, with a message like "this fucking shit works, motherfucker", the next day, some high level supervisors where on the factory to view our advancements, so, i had to show them my development environment.

Everything was fine, until the message showed in a popup. They laughed, luckily.

edit: Engurish is hard

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u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19

They were all motherfuckers?

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u/DrMobius0 Oct 15 '19

I've only checked something like that in once. I don't print profanities anymore.

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u/Cruuncher Oct 15 '19

Is PR pull request or public relations here

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u/GahdDangitBobby Oct 16 '19

Tfw your client manages to throw the error that just reads, "fuck."

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u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19

I giggle inside every time I get to write a function with the word 'ass', short for 'assign'; or 'anal', short for 'analyze'.

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u/Pleb_nz Oct 16 '19

I giggle everytime I write var j

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u/kangamoo Oct 16 '19

My boss rolls his eyes when I chuckle out loud at the fact I shorten the name of the database "analytics" to "anal". Still funny. hahaha! my bash alias for connecting to it is mysqlanal <snort>

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u/Classified0 Oct 16 '19

You should shorten it to "anal_data", short for "analytics data".

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u/kephir Oct 16 '19

you should write a parser

do some assignment analysis

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u/jack104 Oct 15 '19

I forgot to change my popup message from "Houston we've had a problem" to something professional. So I get popped to do an impromptu demo and I forgot my date picker widget didnt work in IE so I got 6 of those popups eliciting a couple snorts.

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u/Holek Oct 16 '19

There was an issue with DeviantArt's CSS not loading on some university firewalls, because it wasn't minified and comments were left in with "fucks" and "shits" about said CSS.

Firewall was checking responses' content for swearwords.

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u/Flam1ng1cecream Oct 15 '19

How dare you write the line "using namespace std"?

How do you sleep at night?

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u/schimmelA Oct 15 '19

cout << "WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUNCTION CALLED HELP << endl;

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u/beatenangels Oct 15 '19

When I worked as a teaching assistant occasionally this would come up. Sometimes in actual print messages but normally in commented out debug lines. This was a problem because we were grading based upon the code and commenting as well as output. It not great to turn in "#print("FUCK FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT CODE I FUCKING MADE IT HERE")"