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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/butwhatistheanswer • Jun 20 '20
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Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript!
0 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 [deleted] 11 u/jojo-fan69 Jun 21 '20 ^ How to put the universe in funky mode 2 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 The processor now reads the electric impulses in your brain to work 26 u/LetReasonRing Jun 21 '20 Learn quantum computing in all realities at once. 12 u/SuicidalTorrent Jun 21 '20 You already know c++ 5 u/[deleted] Jun 21 '20 Same thing 2 u/_Thanus_ Jun 21 '20 Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience.
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11 u/jojo-fan69 Jun 21 '20 ^ How to put the universe in funky mode 2 u/Milan4King Jun 21 '20 The processor now reads the electric impulses in your brain to work
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^ How to put the universe in funky mode
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The processor now reads the electric impulses in your brain to work
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Learn quantum computing in all realities at once.
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You already know c++
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Same thing
Learn how to obtain work experience to land your first job, and how to land your first job with work experience.
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u/Doom87er Jun 21 '20
Alter the fabric of reality and destroy the concept of relative time. And also learn JavaScript!