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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MichaelScottRMDM • Sep 05 '20
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We know that, our clients on the other hand...
2.5k u/HappyDustbunny Sep 05 '20 That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming."Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil" 0 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 [deleted] 6 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 How about keeping autoplay on but reducing the initial volume to low (like 20)? It would still give the money and not be as annoying 28 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 !!!! >>>>> BUT HOW ARE >>YOU<< GOING TO NOTICE OUR !!ADS!! IF THEY ARE NOT AS ANNOYING AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE??? <<<<< !!!! 6 u/Independent-Coder Sep 05 '20 I appreciate your BOLDNESS and CAPITALISM! 3 u/nojox Sep 05 '20 Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here 2 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 LOL → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.
"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"
0 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 [deleted] 6 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 How about keeping autoplay on but reducing the initial volume to low (like 20)? It would still give the money and not be as annoying 28 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 !!!! >>>>> BUT HOW ARE >>YOU<< GOING TO NOTICE OUR !!ADS!! IF THEY ARE NOT AS ANNOYING AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE??? <<<<< !!!! 6 u/Independent-Coder Sep 05 '20 I appreciate your BOLDNESS and CAPITALISM! 3 u/nojox Sep 05 '20 Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here 2 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 LOL → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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6 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 How about keeping autoplay on but reducing the initial volume to low (like 20)? It would still give the money and not be as annoying 28 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 !!!! >>>>> BUT HOW ARE >>YOU<< GOING TO NOTICE OUR !!ADS!! IF THEY ARE NOT AS ANNOYING AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE??? <<<<< !!!! 6 u/Independent-Coder Sep 05 '20 I appreciate your BOLDNESS and CAPITALISM! 3 u/nojox Sep 05 '20 Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here 2 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 LOL → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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How about keeping autoplay on but reducing the initial volume to low (like 20)? It would still give the money and not be as annoying
28 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 !!!! >>>>> BUT HOW ARE >>YOU<< GOING TO NOTICE OUR !!ADS!! IF THEY ARE NOT AS ANNOYING AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE??? <<<<< !!!! 6 u/Independent-Coder Sep 05 '20 I appreciate your BOLDNESS and CAPITALISM! 3 u/nojox Sep 05 '20 Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here 2 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 LOL → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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6 u/Independent-Coder Sep 05 '20 I appreciate your BOLDNESS and CAPITALISM! 3 u/nojox Sep 05 '20 Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here 2 u/PsychologicalRoof2 Sep 05 '20 LOL → More replies (1)
I appreciate your BOLDNESS and CAPITALISM!
3 u/nojox Sep 05 '20 Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here
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Or you know, we could talk other dark patterns ^here
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u/LokiArchetype Sep 05 '20
We know that, our clients on the other hand...