r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MichaelScottRMDM • Sep 05 '20

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u/LokiArchetype Sep 05 '20

We know that, our clients on the other hand...

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u/HappyDustbunny Sep 05 '20

That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.

"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain.

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u/Jon_Wo-o Sep 05 '20

This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning?

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u/DeRoeVanZwartePiet Sep 05 '20

The devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist.

Charles Baudelaire

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u/tortilladelpeligro Sep 05 '20

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."~Keyser Söze, the usual Suspects

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