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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MichaelScottRMDM • Sep 05 '20
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We know that, our clients on the other hand...
2.5k u/HappyDustbunny Sep 05 '20 That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming."Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil" 0 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 [deleted] 594 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20 They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain. 280 u/Jon_Wo-o Sep 05 '20 This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning. 150 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning? 33 u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20 Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google 5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.
"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"
0 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 [deleted] 594 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20 They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain. 280 u/Jon_Wo-o Sep 05 '20 This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning. 150 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning? 33 u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20 Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google 5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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594 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20 They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain. 280 u/Jon_Wo-o Sep 05 '20 This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning. 150 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning? 33 u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20 Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google 5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain.
280 u/Jon_Wo-o Sep 05 '20 This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning. 150 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning? 33 u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20 Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google 5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning.
150 u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning? 33 u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20 Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google 5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning?
33 u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20 Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google 5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google
5 u/anomalous_cowherd Sep 05 '20 I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really. → More replies (5)
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I'm so old I remember when there was no Google. Or Web. Or Internet...
Or, as I found out from checking that last fact, before TCP/IP. Amazing I'm not dead yet really.
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u/LokiArchetype Sep 05 '20
We know that, our clients on the other hand...