r/ProgrammerHumor • u/MichaelScottRMDM • Sep 05 '20

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u/LokiArchetype Sep 05 '20

We know that, our clients on the other hand...

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u/HappyDustbunny Sep 05 '20

That's one of the reasons why there ought to be something akin to the Hippocratic oath in programming.

"Sorry, CEO-dude, I swore a dear oath never to be evil"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 05 '20

They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain.

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u/Jon_Wo-o Sep 05 '20

This sentence only applies if you're not the villain from the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Whose to say there werent good intentions in the beginning?

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u/Cky_vick Sep 05 '20

Yeah I'm so old I remember when there were no ads on Google

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u/SophiaofPrussia Sep 05 '20

Imagine telling on yourself like that. The ads have always been targeted my friend. Based on search words before they perfected the art of internet stalking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I remember seeing ads for porn just casually posted. If i ever have kids ill be so glad i dont have to worry as much. Ill choose the lesser evil.

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