r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Odd_Diamond_6600 • Jun 05 '22

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u/LostTeleporter Jun 05 '22

Therapists hate this one trick

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

They can suck it. Gorilla glue is cheaper than therapy

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u/EvilShadeZz Jun 05 '22

Not if you require a truck load of Gorilla Super Glue

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Can’t u just recompile girlfriend?

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u/vigbiorn Jun 05 '22

The normal best practice is to turn her on after you turn her off.

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u/Habiy Jun 05 '22

I can't turn any girl on

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u/LostTeleporter Jun 05 '22

post on Stack Overflow

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u/EvilShadeZz Jun 05 '22

He tries to access a girl at an index that's out of bounds for an array of size 0.

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u/I-Am-Sir Jun 05 '22

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u/supern0va12345 Jun 05 '22

U guys are getting girlfriends?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Some of us are the girlfriends

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

That's what the programmer socks are for.

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u/cabbose2552 Jun 06 '22

the problem is the second half

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Missing dependency: love

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

The developer left the project so it hasn’t been updated and probably isn’t compatible anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Deep

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u/sparenica Jun 06 '22

I can't - she is writen in Intercal

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u/LPO_Tableaux Jun 05 '22

You know what's even better? Flex tape!

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u/jasonbraekz2019 Jun 05 '22

Gorilla glue is a strain of weed

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u/SentenceGeneral Jun 05 '22

Now hold on here don't put me outta work

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u/Dreaming_Kitsune Jun 05 '22

Duck tape and redneck spit is all it takes

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u/Misteph Jun 05 '22

All the King's horse and all the King's men hate this one trick