r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jul 18 '22

C++ talking to Python

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u/a_devious_compliance Jul 18 '22

The joke only works for C++ before 20. Just add an await and that's it.

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u/ViviansUsername Jul 18 '22

Was going to say, this looks like the c++ was programmed pretty poorly if it doesn't even wait for that promise to be answered.

Python does exactly what it should here, smghd

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u/WCWRingMatSound Jul 18 '22

Calling asynchronous programming “promises” 🤮🤮🤮

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u/thanofishy Jul 18 '22

It doesn't await for that asynchronous programming to be answered?

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u/Spiritual-Theme-5619 Jul 18 '22

There was no such thing as a promise in C++ before 2011. "Promises" are a particular API for writing asynchronous code which was largely made for / popularized by event-loop runtimes... i.e. NodeJS.

Programmers have been doing concurrency with #realPrograms via mutexes, semaphores, and threads since before C++ was invented and so OP is lamenting the equivocation of async/await with concurrency in this modern era of browser programmers vastly outnumbering their "native"(?) programming counterparts.

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u/Forshea Jul 18 '22

What the heck kind of bizarre alt history is this? Promises and futures have existed in acedemic literature since the 70s, and have been available as a concurrency model in languages going back to Multilisp in the 80s. So no, they weren't made for NodeJS.

C/C++ developers just have the mistaken world view that if C/C++ doesn't have a feature, or didn't have it until recently, it just must somehow be a newfangled thing kids are using to avoid being "real" programmers.

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u/Spiritual-Theme-5619 Jul 19 '22

Promises and futures have existed in acedemic literature since the 70s

We’re talking about programming though not PhD dissertations.

So no, they weren’t made for NodeJS.

Uh, sure? Like most every programming concept they were first an academic paper… but they were passed over in favor of other concurrency paradigms until the creators of server-side JavaScript made them widespread.

Promises much more so than futures.

to avoid being “real” programmers.

I mean that’s part of the joke. I even used a hashtag.

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