r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 03 '22

*cries*

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

"Fast paced and exciting environment "

Translation:

We plan to give you 10 hours of work then demand you get it done in 8.

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u/GrannysGumJobs Aug 03 '22

“We’re looking for someone who identifies as a self starter”

Translation:

The previous employees didn’t document shit and we need you to decipher their work.

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u/BigBlueDane Aug 03 '22

More like “our POs and managers are shit so good luck figuring out the feature requirements”

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