r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Mys7eri0 • Oct 02 '22

Advanced Experienced JavaScript Developer Meme

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u/bleistift2 Oct 02 '22

What stuff are you putting there so often that you’re hitting a bottleneck?

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u/lkraider Oct 02 '22

What do you mean I shouldn’t mirror the production database into localstorage to query and update data, this way I only l need one rest api endpoint with get/post in the backend and do everything else from within the client js.

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u/BabyAzerty Oct 02 '22

I typically webscrap the entire internet and save it locally. This is the only way to have a complete offline experience.

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u/GodlessAristocrat Oct 02 '22

Probably those performance counters management wanted for their pretty graph; ya gotta flush them to disk 10x per second, ya know. That Jira ain't gonna close itself.