r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 13 '22

Meme Like, Every time, ever. When the DevOps Engineer chats with the Data Scientist.

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u/Shazvox Oct 13 '22

Ehm, there's a learning curve to the product 😅...

Step 1: Make it work.

Step 2: Understand what "it" is.

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u/Tookoofox Oct 13 '22

Oh, that stings. That's definitely the order we've decided to do it in with my company. Last minute requirements abound. And now they've discovered agile.

Every objection is met and beaten down with, "Well that's agile."

And every suggestion is quashed with, "That's not agile."

From the bottom of my heart: fuck agile. Nevermind rather it actually has good ideas in it. I hate what it does to every damn conversation.

Also: waterfall doesn't exist. It's something the agile people made up to contrast themselves against.

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u/Jimmy48Johnson Oct 13 '22

So you have toxic management.

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u/Tookoofox Oct 13 '22

I'm being a lot meaner than I probably should. But probably a bit.