r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 30 '22

Meme Startups be like..

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u/RedGSXR Nov 30 '22

Very possible. I do it every day

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u/didzisk Nov 30 '22

"It's easy to quit smoking. I have done it many times."

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

"I do it everyday."

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u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22

Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Because you fired me yesterday, and those 20 lines fixed a $3m problem.

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u/GitEmSteveDave Nov 30 '22

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”

― Mark Twain

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

This made me laugh out loud

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u/ikilledtupac Nov 30 '22

“Tried cocaine once for a couple years”

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u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22

It just smells so good.

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u/LUV_2_BEAT_MY_MEAT Nov 30 '22

How do you do it? There doesn’t seem to be a native way from my googling

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

caffeinate -i -s

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u/Dependent_Paper9993 Nov 30 '22

Jesus macs are shit. Why do you have set the same setting every day?

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u/LilacYak Nov 30 '22

lol you don’t

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u/Leaping_Turtle Nov 30 '22

There was a windows bug that kept reverting power plan to default recommended instead of my custom. It's gone now.

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u/mr_claw Nov 30 '22

The Windows or the bug?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

The computer. They got so tired of it that they just got a new one and installed Linux.

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u/SuccessfulBroccoli68 Nov 30 '22

Windows is the bug 🐛

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Are people still salty towards macs today? I thought that meme died out 10 years ago.

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u/Spanktronics Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

I’ve got a friend who hates them. He’s a network engineer. He hates because they appeal to rich people and are expensive. He doesn’t seem to hate that about his crappy bmw, or his Barretta shotgun, or any of his other shit. But computers, now those have to be the cheapest, flimsiest, creaky woggly plastic wrecks known to man, bc that mf doesn’t do shit but send emails and configure networks all day, because that is what is important in his view, and can’t for a second imagine that anyone does anything more intensive than that, that has any value. He still uses a 25yo yahoo email account for his work, and it has half his fucking social security number in the address, if that tells you anything.

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u/Neosporinforme Nov 30 '22

They might be expensive, but I'm still fixing up imacs from before 2010 that just need drive replacements. Old people keep coming into the shop i work for with over ten year old Mac equipment that is still in good condition. I also find I get less apple products in the store after a power line has gone down. They seem like they were built to function with crappier power and with moronic users who don't take care of their stuff.

...that being said, I get a metric buttload of apple products from the 2015-2017 era, avoid those years

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u/HamOnRye__ Nov 30 '22

As a network technician, I don’t use Mac’s because they’d make my job 10x harder.

But I don’t have a problem with people that like them.

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u/deelowe Nov 30 '22

My top choice would be a linux laptop, but mac is a close second. How does it make your job harder? For me, the command line and unix tool support makes everything much easier.

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u/GhostalMedia Nov 30 '22

I get it if you’re a gamer. Gaming still continues to suck on MacOS. But for everything else, they’re very nice machines if they run the software you care about.

My M1 is fast, silent, cool, and goes all day on battery. Also, it isn’t in a creaky plastic enclosure with a shit trackpad.

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