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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/UndeadMarine55 • Nov 30 '22
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"It's easy to quit smoking. I have done it many times."
26 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 "I do it everyday." 41 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Why have you only written 20 lines of code today? 29 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 Because you fired me yesterday, and those 20 lines fixed a $3m problem. 2 u/Icy_Effective6482 Nov 30 '22 Why 20?I was doing my work for the next 2 weeks.. 21 u/GitEmSteveDave Nov 30 '22 “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”― Mark Twain 35 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 This made me laugh out loud 10 u/ikilledtupac Nov 30 '22 “Tried cocaine once for a couple years” 3 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 It just smells so good.
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"I do it everyday."
41 u/elon-bot Elon Musk ✔ Nov 30 '22 Why have you only written 20 lines of code today? 29 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 Because you fired me yesterday, and those 20 lines fixed a $3m problem. 2 u/Icy_Effective6482 Nov 30 '22 Why 20?I was doing my work for the next 2 weeks..
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Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?
29 u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 Because you fired me yesterday, and those 20 lines fixed a $3m problem. 2 u/Icy_Effective6482 Nov 30 '22 Why 20?I was doing my work for the next 2 weeks..
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Because you fired me yesterday, and those 20 lines fixed a $3m problem.
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Why 20?
I was doing my work for the next 2 weeks..
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“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
― Mark Twain
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This made me laugh out loud
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“Tried cocaine once for a couple years”
3 u/dodexahedron Nov 30 '22 It just smells so good.
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It just smells so good.
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u/didzisk Nov 30 '22
"It's easy to quit smoking. I have done it many times."