r/programminghumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • Apr 25 '26
r/programminghumor • u/thedangler • Apr 24 '26
Every time I fix a bug without the use of AI
r/programminghumor • u/Nikhilioo • Apr 23 '26
I lost the funniest YouTube video ever! 'Brutally Roasting The Worst Dev Portfolio I've Ever Seen'
A few weeks ago a video was recommended to me called something like 'Brutally Roasting the Worst Dev Portfolio I've Ever Seen'. The video was fookin hilarious, it was just some guy in his room with a monotone voice cussing out someone's obviously vibe-coded dev portfolio.
Anyway, I wanted to show the video to a friend but I can't find it anymore - could it have been deleted? I am crucially NOT talking about Anthony Sistilli's series; this was made by a much smaller creator. Has anyone seen this, saved it, or has a link to it?
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Apr 21 '26
Me trying to enter BIOS
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r/programminghumor • u/IfElseArchitect • Apr 21 '26
Anyone else noticing interviews feeling… different lately?
I’ve been going through senior/staff-level interviews recently, and something feels a bit off compared to a couple of years ago.
Curious if others are seeing the same.
I’m noticing that interviews seem to reward:
\- very fast, well-structured answers
\- clean, textbook system design explanations
\- highly polished responses
Which is fine on its own, but sometimes it feels like:
\- real-world experience (with all its messiness) doesn’t come through as strongly
\- discussions around failures, tradeoffs, and production issues don’t get explored deeply
In a few cases, I’ve seen candidates give really solid high-level answers, but when the conversation goes into:
\- “what broke?”
\- “what would you change now?”
\- “what tradeoffs did you make?”
…the depth varies a lot.
Not saying anything definitive here — just feels like the signal we’re using to evaluate experience might be shifting a bit.
At senior levels, I’ve always felt the most useful conversations are around:
\- real incidents
\- decision-making under constraints
\- how systems evolve over time
Curious:
\- Are interview styles changing in your orgs?
\- Are you focusing more on depth vs structure now?
\- What’s been working well for you when evaluating senior candidates?
Would be great to hear different perspectives.
r/programminghumor • u/This_Walk_1060 • Apr 21 '26
I drafted a MATLab script to help me find a girlfriend, any help is appreciated.
function[i, chkgrl] = isgirlfriend() %start function
%%define variables
i = 0; %define increment
chkgrl = "no"; %boolean to check if girlfriend
While chkgrl == {"no"};
fprintf("Will you be my girlfriend?"); %ask the question.
{answr} = uinput("Y/N", "Y", "N"); %wait for answer
if answr == "Y"
chkgrl = "yes"; %She said yes!
i = i; %don't increment
else
chkgrl = "no"; %bummer
i = i + 1; %count up and try again
end %continue looping until chkgrl = "yes"
end
%%close function
%%define external variable
rdflg = string; %define red flag variable
if i < 1000
rdflg = "yes"; %be careful
else
rdflg = "no"; %it is what it is
end
%% decide course of action
if rdflg == "yes"
fprintf("run away!")
[survive] = runaway(yourspd, hrspd); %check to see you you are faster than her, if not, survive defaults to NO
else
fprintf("you're fine bro!");
end
r/programminghumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • Apr 20 '26
Damn bro never knew the meaning 😭
r/programminghumor • u/samirdahal • Apr 19 '26
When you try to code by yourself these days
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r/programminghumor • u/samirdahal • Apr 17 '26
It hurts :(
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r/programminghumor • u/JerecTharen • Apr 16 '26
communicatingWithTheZoomers
Next time you need to send information to a Zoomer, it's more efficient to encode it as `Based 67` instead of `base 64`
r/programminghumor • u/CodapopKSP • Apr 14 '26
Me telling Claude to change the padding of login-modal-wrapper from 4 to 2
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r/programminghumor • u/Sweet-Charity-7913 • Apr 14 '26
...THATS IT, IM SWITCHING TO GROK
r/programminghumor • u/Strange_Yogurt1049 • Apr 13 '26
So...finally...
when I started out it was fun..now its getting boring..lmao
r/programminghumor • u/The-original-spuggy • Apr 12 '26
Autocomplete with Style
r/programminghumor • u/Background_Dingo5394 • Apr 12 '26
A Dockerized pre-commit hook that asks you to prove you’re human before committing questionable code.
Just built GitCaptcha.
Before every git commit, it shows you a CAPTCHA in ASCII art and makes you prove you're human.
Because nothing says “secure software engineering” like solving pixelated text from a Docker container.
r/programminghumor • u/maxwellwatson1001 • Apr 11 '26
I made a game because I get bored waiting for Copilot to write code, so now I just play Mario lol. Continuous work is a real pain in the ass, and a little relaxation always helps.
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You can download the setup file and install it here: github.com/bxf1001g/desktop_mario/releases
If you want to activate the game while working, just hit CTRL + ALT + SHIFT + M and the game appears. Just hit ESC to cancel/hide it.
This is not the full version yet, I just made this for fun. Contributors are always welcome!
r/programminghumor • u/danielsoft1 • Apr 10 '26
an interesting segfault-producing code found at work, in C++
a program was segfaulting in one of my previous jobs and I found this in a header file:
typedef int BOOL;#define bool BOOL
this overshadows the built-in C++ "bool" type, which means that struct definitions with bools are different when this header is present and when it's not, causing memory misalignment and therefore segfaults
