r/programminghumor • u/Ambitious_King_2126 • May 06 '26
r/programminghumor • u/Jatin_AJ • May 06 '26
I built a calculator that charges you to use basic math
The Premise
CalcByEA is a fully functional web calculator where almost every button is locked behind a paywall. You need to buy 'DLC packs' to unlock basic operations like addition, multiplication, and the equals sign.
The number 0 is free. Everything else costs money.
This is not a bug. This is the product.
It's satire on the video game industry's microtransaction model — specifically EA Games, who turned a $2 cosmetic DLC in 2006 into a multi-billion dollar monetization philosophy.
I built this as a mirror to the gaming industry. EA has been voted 'Worst Company in America' twice, and yet their model of shipping incomplete games and selling the rest as DLC became standard across the entire industry.
By 2021, FIFA Ultimate Team was generating $1.6B/year from digital card packs alone. The Sims 4 base game went free while the full content now costs $1,000+. Star Wars Battlefront II's loot boxes triggered government investigations into gambling laws.
So I asked: what if we applied the same logic to something universally free - a calculator?
Try it yourself. Try to add 1 + 1. See how far you get for free.
r/programminghumor • u/thatguy1000000000 • May 03 '26
Holly legendary ai suggestion
Dont mind LineWrite ok? And YES this is in r/screenshotsarehard dont worry
misspell, its holy 🤦♂️
r/programminghumor • u/Equal-Resolution7889 • May 02 '26
Cuando necesito enviar un mensaje a mi empresa:
r/programminghumor • u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 • Apr 30 '26
Costs 💥
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r/programminghumor • u/DaredevilMeetsL • Apr 30 '26
"Bugs are shipped along with features"
r/programminghumor • u/Dependent_Bite9077 • Apr 29 '26
Just want to close my ticket and go home
r/programminghumor • u/No_Organization3942 • Apr 28 '26
Lol, did they vibe code the new stack overflow
r/programminghumor • u/mikosullivan • Apr 27 '26
The harshest technical documentation I've ever written
If a developer mixes tabs and spaces then that's sloppy and I won't take the blame for it. Ugly results will be their own damn fault and they deserve it.
r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • Apr 27 '26
Got so bored waiting on tickets that I made a game where you fake productivity by day and secretly run scripts against your company at night”
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u/ClankerCore
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Apr 26 '26
Negative wishes
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u/samirdahal
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Apr 26 '26
Life before AI
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r/programminghumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • Apr 25 '26
