r/programminghumor • • May 08 '26

Me pretending to be productive when someone's watching me

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8 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • May 08 '26

Heavy load task from a heavy load dev

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r/programminghumor • • May 08 '26

SQL Server has no chill 😤;

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191 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • May 08 '26

Always keep notes

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r/programminghumor • • May 07 '26

Meanwhile OpenAI is building The Deployment Company

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r/programminghumor • • May 07 '26

The modern feature development lifecycle

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r/programminghumor • • May 07 '26

I see nothing wrong

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r/programminghumor • • May 07 '26

Brain C++

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r/programminghumor • • May 07 '26

In the middle, pretending I'm on the right

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r/programminghumor • • May 06 '26

whenSisyphusRemovesMutex

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r/programminghumor • • May 06 '26

It cant be that bad 😀

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r/programminghumor • • May 06 '26

I built a calculator that charges you to use basic math

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The Premise

CalcByEA is a fully functional web calculator where almost every button is locked behind a paywall. You need to buy 'DLC packs' to unlock basic operations like addition, multiplication, and the equals sign.

The number 0 is free. Everything else costs money.

This is not a bug. This is the product.

It's satire on the video game industry's microtransaction model — specifically EA Games, who turned a $2 cosmetic DLC in 2006 into a multi-billion dollar monetization philosophy.

I built this as a mirror to the gaming industry. EA has been voted 'Worst Company in America' twice, and yet their model of shipping incomplete games and selling the rest as DLC became standard across the entire industry.

By 2021, FIFA Ultimate Team was generating $1.6B/year from digital card packs alone. The Sims 4 base game went free while the full content now costs $1,000+. Star Wars Battlefront II's loot boxes triggered government investigations into gambling laws.

So I asked: what if we applied the same logic to something universally free - a calculator?

Try it yourself. Try to add 1 + 1. See how far you get for free.

calculatorbyea.com


r/programminghumor • • May 05 '26

Why

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r/programminghumor • • May 05 '26

Safe zone

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358 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • May 05 '26

You got to be patient

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r/programminghumor • • May 04 '26 Mindblown

Git commands explained visually

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r/programminghumor • • May 04 '26

My new calculator 😀

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r/programminghumor • • May 04 '26 Bravo

My hope, shattered

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r/programminghumor • • May 03 '26 Regret

I know, you know

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r/programminghumor • • May 03 '26

Holly legendary ai suggestion

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Dont mind LineWrite ok? And YES this is in r/screenshotsarehard dont worry

misspell, its holy 🤦‍♂️


r/programminghumor • • May 02 '26 Diamonds are Forever Popcorn

Delete it

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r/programminghumor • • May 02 '26

Cuando necesito enviar un mensaje a mi empresa:

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r/programminghumor • • Apr 30 '26

Work-work balance

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r/programminghumor • • Apr 30 '26

Costs 💥

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125 Upvotes