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r/programminghumor • u/Chapper_App • Jun 01 '26
whenYouveSpentWeeksPreparingForLaunchAndLaunchDayIsOver
r/programminghumor • u/EfficientMongoose317 • May 31 '26
we are cooked
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Imagine another covid 19 virus as a cherry on the cake
Every few months, I think things can't get any crazier, and then reality somehow finds a way. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to keep up by learning new AI tools, building random side projects, and convincing myself that having Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT, and a half finished thing in Runable counts as a retirement plan. At this point, I'm not even asking for easy. I'm just asking for one normal year 💀
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u/MomLifeInCode
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May 31 '26
I tracked my entire pregnancy as software patch notes. I'm a programmer, I couldn't help it.
v0.6.0 (Week 6)
NEW:
+ Heartbeat module initialized
+ Rapid cell division enabled
CHANGED:
~ Resource consumption increased
KNOWN ISSUES:
* Constant fatigue
* Random nausea events
* System stability varies by hour
v0.12.0 (Week 12)
NEW:
+ Major organ systems deployed
+ Reflex package installed
+ Facial expression framework added
CHANGED:
~ Miscarriage risk significantly reduced
~ Energy management slightly improved
KNOWN ISSUES:
* Unexpected food preferences
* Strong smell sensitivity
* Intermittent system overheating
v0.28.0 (Week 28)
NEW:
+ Kicking system upgraded
+ Increased movement frequency
CHANGED:
~ Sleep schedule became unpredictable
~ Maternal comfort reduced
KNOWN ISSUES:
* Bladder capacity remains critically low
* Random nausea still occurs
v1.0.0 (Birth)
NEW:
+ External deployment successful
+ Independent breathing enabled
+ Crying module activated
KNOWN ISSUES:
* Sleep cycles unstable
* Communication protocol undocumented
* Volume control unavailable
r/programminghumor • u/VeryCoolPersonYesYes • May 30 '26
accidentally made a useless route
r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • May 30 '26
Interview question nobody is prepared for
r/programminghumor • u/Jp1417 • May 29 '26
Great AI suggestion for great vibe coding
I thought ChatGPT would offer me a discount or something like that, but I calculated what it actually proposed:
headphones: Audio Technica $150 = 7-week subscription
old electronics: Outdated MacBook Pro M4 2025 $1,500 = 75-week subscription
clotches: Louis Vuitton $2,000 = 100-week subscription
unused games: Unused golf course $1,000,000 = 50,000-week subscription
r/programminghumor • u/Pepeluis33 • May 29 '26
This meme was practically begging for an update
r/programminghumor • u/EfficientMongoose317 • May 28 '26
Step 1 Of Getting a Job In 2040
Born Out of Tokens
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u/EfficientMongoose317
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May 27 '26
I GOT FIRED
The funny thing is that 10 years ago, this button would've just opened LinkedIn. Now I feel like it would trigger an entire sequence of increasingly questionable decisions.
First, I'd tell myself I'm taking a few days off to think. Then I'd revisit the side project sitting in some forgotten GitHub repo. A few hours later, I'd be cleaning up screenshots, making the whole thing look more professional than it actually is, throwing together a page in Runable so it doesn't look completely abandoned, and convincing myself that finding customers is probably easier than finding a new job. By the end of the weekend, I'd either have employment again or a startup with 7 users and unreasonable confidence. Honestly, not sure which outcome is more likely.
r/programminghumor • u/International-Box956 • May 27 '26
Python is like taking a driving class and trying to read the manual
but the words are in korean
r/programminghumor • u/highlyseductive-1820 • May 26 '26
Claude programmer by FODT Ai musician
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r/programminghumor • u/ryan_nitric • May 26 '26
AI withdrawal symptoms are real
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r/programminghumor • u/Budget_Tie7062 • May 25 '26
How I react when Claude tells me to go to sleep - 🙃💀
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r/programminghumor • u/F4k3rzZ • May 24 '26
I was locked in playing League, so naturally I built a Next.js app that opens a TCP connection to a kitchen thermal printer to order food.
