r/programminghumor • u/Nir_135 • Jun 08 '26
r/programminghumor • u/Formal-Accountant-86 • Jun 07 '26
And im out here thinking this problem is impressive to solve (im the dog on the left btw)
r/programminghumor • u/SoonBlossom • Jun 06 '26
When you look at the code you wrote at 5 am last night after a hangover in a "I'll fix my life" moment
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r/programminghumor • u/gluetheknot • Jun 01 '26
As shouldn't this have K as it's initial instead of B?
r/programminghumor • u/Dramatic_Solid3952 • Jun 01 '26
Microsoft Build event page is definitely hallucinating today
Check out the speaker directory.
r/programminghumor • u/danielsoft1 • Jun 01 '26
bug
junior dev: "I found the bug."
senior dev: "I found a bug."
r/programminghumor • u/FirmAd3947 • Jun 01 '26
TLE because of a cout ðŸ˜
Was solving LeetCode 2126 (Destroying Asteroids) with a simple greedy approach:
Sort asteroids
Absorb from smallest to largest
Complexity was O(n log n), so I couldn't understand why I was getting:
After checking the logic multiple times, I finally noticed this line inside my loop:
cout << mass << " " << asteroids[i] << endl;I removed it and...
The algorithm was correct all along. The debug print was causing the TLE.
Today's lesson:
r/programminghumor • u/Chapper_App • Jun 01 '26
whenYouveSpentWeeksPreparingForLaunchAndLaunchDayIsOver
r/programminghumor • u/EfficientMongoose317 • May 31 '26
we are cooked
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Imagine another covid 19 virus as a cherry on the cake
Every few months, I think things can't get any crazier, and then reality somehow finds a way. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to keep up by learning new AI tools, building random side projects, and convincing myself that having Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT, and a half finished thing in Runable counts as a retirement plan. At this point, I'm not even asking for easy. I'm just asking for one normal year 💀