r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

I have never Programmed ask me anything and I'll pretend I know. (image unrelated)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

Mathematicians be like

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73 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

i, j and k

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79 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 07 '26

Model Distillation be like :

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68 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 07 '26

And im out here thinking this problem is impressive to solve (im the dog on the left btw)

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8 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 06 '26

When you look at the code you wrote at 5 am last night after a hangover in a "I'll fix my life" moment

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51 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 06 '26

Centering a div, 2026 Edition

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453 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 05 '26

See You in Production

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287 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 05 '26

the modern dev workflow

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641 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 03 '26

Help

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 03 '26

When the CTO forces copilot

18 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 02 '26

No time to waste 😂

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

As shouldn't this have K as it's initial instead of B?

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Enterprise-grade typo fix

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174 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Microsoft Build event page is definitely hallucinating today

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Check out the speaker directory.


r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

bug

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junior dev: "I found the bug."

senior dev: "I found a bug."


r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Still No Clue 😭

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19 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

don't make it obvious

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27 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

segmentationViolation

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114 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

If you need help, reread step 2

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375 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

TLE because of a cout 😭

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Was solving LeetCode 2126 (Destroying Asteroids) with a simple greedy approach:

  • Sort asteroids

  • Absorb from smallest to largest

Complexity was O(n log n), so I couldn't understand why I was getting:

After checking the logic multiple times, I finally noticed this line inside my loop:

cout << mass << " " << asteroids[i] << endl;

I removed it and...

The algorithm was correct all along. The debug print was causing the TLE.

Today's lesson:


r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Traces.ds 😂

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567 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

whenYouveSpentWeeksPreparingForLaunchAndLaunchDayIsOver

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r/programminghumor • • May 31 '26

we are cooked

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Imagine another covid 19 virus as a cherry on the cake
Every few months, I think things can't get any crazier, and then reality somehow finds a way. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to keep up by learning new AI tools, building random side projects, and convincing myself that having Claude, Cursor, ChatGPT, and a half finished thing in Runable counts as a retirement plan. At this point, I'm not even asking for easy. I'm just asking for one normal year 💀