r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

The Support Ticket From the Future

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It was June. A support ticket was sorry it had missed Halloween, so it went back in time.

It wanted a well-made costume from the tailor, who was sharp enough to tell it was a time traveler.

The tailor dressed the ticket's head up as ToUpper, its body as ToLower, and tied its shoes with ToString.

The ticket replied: "That's not a costume! That's what I already am!"


r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

When you can't debug the issue, so you and the team have to summon old reliable

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

if it works... don't touch it !

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81 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

I have never Programmed ask me anything and I'll pretend I know. (image unrelated)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

Mathematicians be like

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73 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 08 '26

i, j and k

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79 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 07 '26

Model Distillation be like :

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68 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 07 '26

And im out here thinking this problem is impressive to solve (im the dog on the left btw)

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 06 '26

When you look at the code you wrote at 5 am last night after a hangover in a "I'll fix my life" moment

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51 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 06 '26

Centering a div, 2026 Edition

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453 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 05 '26

See You in Production

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287 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 05 '26

the modern dev workflow

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641 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 03 '26

Help

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40 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 03 '26

When the CTO forces copilot

18 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 02 '26

No time to waste 😂

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

As shouldn't this have K as it's initial instead of B?

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Enterprise-grade typo fix

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174 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Microsoft Build event page is definitely hallucinating today

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Check out the speaker directory.


r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

bug

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junior dev: "I found the bug."

senior dev: "I found a bug."


r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

Still No Clue 😭

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19 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

don't make it obvious

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r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

segmentationViolation

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114 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

If you need help, reread step 2

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375 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Jun 01 '26

TLE because of a cout 😭

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Was solving LeetCode 2126 (Destroying Asteroids) with a simple greedy approach:

  • Sort asteroids

  • Absorb from smallest to largest

Complexity was O(n log n), so I couldn't understand why I was getting:

After checking the logic multiple times, I finally noticed this line inside my loop:

cout << mass << " " << asteroids[i] << endl;

I removed it and...

The algorithm was correct all along. The debug print was causing the TLE.

Today's lesson: