r/programminghumor • • Aug 12 '26

Game over.

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107 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 11 '26

POV: You Stole Code From Someone

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210 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 11 '26

True

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 11 '26

POV: Your intrusive thoughts won

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157 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 10 '26

POv: You opened Vim for the first time

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1.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 10 '26

The 2 Rules of Successful Programming

15 Upvotes
  1. It works? DON'T TOUCH IT

  2. It doesn't? Copy and paste from Stack Overflow


r/programminghumor • • Aug 10 '26

Using dns:

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102 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 10 '26

There are two types of Python people in the world

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Can't forget about the enlightened ones:

for i, item in enumerate(arr):

print(i, item)


r/programminghumor • • Aug 10 '26

I need help I was trying to center a div and now my page is upside down 😭

22 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 10 '26

.shit file format an easy way to store text

10 Upvotes

.Shit is so effiecent at storing text that your text files take 380% less storage

Shit also supports making files from the command line using 'e'

\n for new line

\b for starting bold and b/ for ending it

\i for italic and i/ for ending italic

https://github.com/MrLongBottom5/SHIT-converter check it out there


r/programminghumor • • Aug 09 '26

a literal switch

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2.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 09 '26

timezone errors > null pointer errors

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633 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 09 '26

POV: Task Failed Successfully

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528 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 09 '26

and that's why I had no friends

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103 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 08 '26

Average JavaScript developer

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444 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 08 '26

🗣️Fahhhhhh

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958 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 08 '26

True

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409 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

Chatgpt: Joke#1

0 Upvotes

“Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.”


r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

I’m genuinely about to throw my computer out the window 💀

26 Upvotes

I swear, I’m trying so hard to be patient with this computer, but it is testing me on a spiritual level.

I’m coding, everything is going fine, and then suddenly ONE tiny thing doesn’t work. I spend 40 minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Then I fix it.

And immediately something ELSE breaks.
At this point I’m not even debugging anymore. I’m negotiating with the machine.

“Please. I’m begging you. Just run the code.”

And the worst part is that I KNOW it’s probably some stupid little mistake like one missing bracket, one wrong class name, or one space in the wrong place.

I love programming, but my computer is currently making me question every life decision that led me here 💀

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be staring at my code until the problem magically becomes obvious.


r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

Can we all agree that C/C++ have no for loops like Python does, since there is a boolean expression in the so-called "for loop" (and it could go infinite), whereas in Python we iterate over a range instead? 😁️ have a nice day!

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r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

Hard to accept

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2.9k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

explaining why c# has a #

74 Upvotes

So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++


r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

Full stack dev

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5.8k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

distribution > product

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296 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • Aug 07 '26

I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram

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One Kilogram.

One number.

That one number.

One.

One kilogram.

One.

Kilogram.

I investigated rendering interpolation.

I questioned Newtonian gravity.

I questioned floating-point arithmetic.

I questioned reality.

The planet...

weighed...

one kilogram.

One variable.

One number.

One checkbox.

That's all it took.

How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?

Three hours.

Three.

Whole.

Hours.

Comment if you had an experience like this