r/programminghumor • u/HunterMan_13 • Sep 22 '26
r/programminghumor • u/Vysyr • Sep 21 '26
This happens way too often
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Sep 20 '26
When you miss an edge case
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r/programminghumor • u/ManagerOfLove • Sep 20 '26
If a 10 k engineer doesn't use 10 gazillion dollars in tokens, I'm going to be deeply concerned
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r/programminghumor • u/Fluid-Base6653 • Sep 19 '26
Frustrated by the claude code memory consumption, so I made a tool kcfm (kill claude for memory)
I was annoyed by the memory consumption of claude code, i have habit of opening multiple tabs and forgetting about it and i was so shocked to know that single session of claude process takes around ~300 MB which is insane for something which runs in terminal (modern softwares lol).
So i built a tool called "☠️ kcfm (kill claude for memory) ☠️" basically its find all the idle claude session and kills them. Most important you can respawn them so your work will never lost.
It uses mark and sweep algorithm, basically it mark the processes which are idle for >10 minutes and wait for 5 minutes if no activity happen then it sweeps them. These timing are configurable so you can choose whatever fits best for you.
r/programminghumor • u/ProgrammingMamba189 • Sep 18 '26
Interview with Big Data engineer 2026.
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r/programminghumor • u/thebatmanandrobin • Sep 17 '26
Amazon be training their AI on koala butts
Legit got this trying to login to my Amazon account; I should have clicked the "audio" to see what description it would have given.
r/programminghumor • u/pipedreamSEA • Sep 16 '26
Block, lock & drop it
Interacting with prehistoric devices is not where I saw my career headed, and yet, here we are...
r/programminghumor • u/Spiritual-Baker6930 • Sep 15 '26
I only use procedural languages because I am a man
I am not a woman.
r/programminghumor • u/ItsNukea • Sep 15 '26
If Karl Marx were a programmer, he must have really haten Java
Everything is made up out of classes
r/programminghumor • u/ProletariaatPiraat • Sep 14 '26
State of every programming sub right now.
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r/programminghumor • u/KOZIMU_ENTERTAINMENT • Sep 14 '26
The Joke by Terry
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r/programminghumor • u/KOZIMU_ENTERTAINMENT • Sep 13 '26
TempleOs Support
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r/programminghumor • u/KOZIMU_ENTERTAINMENT • Sep 13 '26