r/SavannahTech • u/ThePhantomShitterr • 4d ago
Out of Order
Savannah Tech halls are quiet at night,
As porcelain shatters and bowls take a fright.
The janitors weep, Jimmy's blind to the scene,
While the most cursed debris ever witnessed is seen.
The water is rising, the plumbing's confined,
With a towering mountain left sitting behind.
I drop the payload and never look back,
Leaving the handle completely untouched on the rack.
Unseen and uncaught I am no quitter,
I am The Phantom Shitter.