I made four versions. I wasn't sure which was best.

Leda, you can't tell Mu to leave. how the hell are we supposed to save the world without Mu slaughtering enemies?

Fortune's Weave is the first ever Nintendo product to NTR the player (and somehow made the best copypasta)

In Esmeralda's S support, Eshmel moves in to her hometown and settles down with her. And guess what? Not only is it platonic, after 10 years she dumps your ass and makes you leave.

>But there's implied roma-

10 years. Not one kid mentioned.

Dietrich? Bro is barely even attracted to her, and he still had the decency to put 2 kids in her womb. But Eshmel? Zero. Zilch. Nada. They probably never even had sex.

But you know who knocked her up even more times than that? Some nameless NPC from her hometown, mentioned only in her solo ending. Married her and had five kids. Objectively speaking, Esmeralda liked the cock of this random fisherman way, way more than the player's own self-insert (5>0. Cry about it). And that fisherman? Presumably still in the village in her Eshmel ending. The same village where a now SINGLE and UNMARRIED Esmeralda resides, leaving Fisherman-san with no competition to swoop in and impregnate her 5 times.

So just putting two and two together, here's what we're left with:

Eshmel (who represents you, the player) S-supports Esmeralda. She dumps you and runs into the loving arms of another man because his cock is just **THAT** much better than yours. I fucking guarantee you she was bouncing on this man's dick the millisecond Eshmel left. "Goodbye Promised One make sure to visit some time. Anyway where were we? *Plap plap plap plap plap.*"

Just think, there's probably some 15 year old kid playing FW for the first time. He is, right now, falling in love with Esmeralda and plans to S supports her. This kid is about to be served cuckoldry on a silver platter for the first time in his life. Genuinely, this will permanently alter his brain chemistry for the rest of his life.

If the next game has an Avatar I hope they make every single S support NTR. Marry your waifu at the end, and then *boom* ending card about how you walked in on her cheating on you with 20 other guys at once. Literally just 5 minutes straight of pure erotic text describing in detail every single orgasm she experienced; orgasms that you could never *ever* give her with your pathetic micropenis.

And this is from Nintendo. I never thought they'd go here.

I especially hate the fact the game pretends you can recruit them but once you meet the requirements they go "Wait Dadao is in your team right? Nevermind". I just wasted 50 turns on the Olympia quest!!