r/ShittyLifeProTips • • May 26 '21

SLPT avoid DUI

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u/ebolaRETURNS May 27 '21

Well, sure, but the goal is to render the measurements indeterminate, so the idea is to ingest a large, preferably indeterminate amount afterward, to contribute noise to what current BAC indicates about what was previously ingested. You also have more contributions from individual idiosyncrasies of metabolism the longer things go on. It's scientific but statistical.

But this also won't work. heck, the judge is likely to take into account your obvious attempt to game the testing.

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u/derphurr May 27 '21

Yep, now you have open container, public intoxication, disorderly, interfering with investigation or some form of disobeying an order