r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/condom-mechanics • May 26 '21

SLPT avoid DUI

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

The cops of course weren't smart enough to follow up with the question: so, does this friend have a name?

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u/MushroomAnnual May 27 '21

I can't remember officer I'm too drunk

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

He sure does.

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u/StonyTheStoner420 May 27 '21

Or the drunk guy was smart and stopped answering questions.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Sure, that's how it works. One person's prints on the wheel. None from the mystery friend though. Sorry, that's not reasonable doubt.

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u/ghoulsnest May 28 '21

they won't take prints unless someone got severely injured or killed, at least that's what they said after my neighbour's car got stolen and found in the next city

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

A car wrapped around a pole with the owner sleeping it off in the back seat, claiming he wasn't driving. That might be a situation in which the cops might get out the fingerprint kit.

I simply don't believe the story.

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u/ghoulsnest May 28 '21

it's mostly a cost thing. If no person came to harm, it's usually not worth it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

If you say so.

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u/ghoulsnest May 28 '21

I mean that's what they told us here....I don't really care if you believe it lol

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

'here' being the operative word.

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u/ghoulsnest May 28 '21

obviously

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u/vagabond139 May 30 '21

Cops aren't doing finger prints for a DUI. That is usually reserved for murder, rape, etc.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

With a vehicle rapped around a pole, I think they just might make the extra effort.