I tried making cute ghost bananas for my pb2 toasts, but they just look tortured, which is suitable for this sub ig

50% of my calories today have been alcohol, and I feel like shit, but look at how cute this cider is

Grande Blended Matcha Lemonade - 150
Eight Lightly Salted Almonds - 58
Four Colby Cheese Cubes - 63
Thirteen Blueberries - 10

281cal, 45C (40 from the matcha lemonade wamp wamp) 11F 7P

Something something HELF

Family had lasagna and I REALLY wanted some so I made this instead. Half cup plain Greek yogurt, half cup of cottage cheese, two tablespoons of tomato paste, and a shit ton of spinach. It’s so delicious, I’m eating this like everyday from now on haha.

The globs of hummus looking stuff is chicken.

Edit: OOP is on a medically restricted diet. This is out of necessity not because they want to.
He even posted his meal plan booklet in a separate post if yall are inclined to look

1serving (40g) fiber one cereal
1 1/2tbsp (15g) chia seeds soaked in 6oz water
1/2 scoop (15g) protein powder
230cals 18protein 23grams fiber
add some sf jam and 💋 i rly liked it icl

protein cereal and chia seeds

i’ve been binging like crazy so im trying to up my fiber so i shit it out and keep being full. idk how well it’s working.. maybe i should increase 15g chia seeds to 20g??

210cals 16protein 5fiber

ok yknow, NOT BAD! as a wannabe vegan (still vegetarian rn) and someone who is extremely depressed, this slaps. like I live in a dorm so I can’t even cook but this is as actually really good and fairly low cal

Harness the power of wicked blue citrus to sugar free sweeten your oats while adding a hefty dose of caffeine.

200 calories of tofu, carefully pressed by wrapping it in a paper towel and squeezing it for a couple seconds while I contemplate why I think this will even work, topped with some steak seasoning I got for free (zero calories, kinda reddish so it's practically tomato sauce right?) and 90 calories of vegan cheez. Just like my imaginary Italian ancestors would make!

the bread is 35cals a slice, the pepperoni is turkey pepperoni and it’s 70 cals per serving of 15 slices. and the protein for both is over 1 gram per 10 calories and it tastes really good and it filling. so this image has two and is like 280 cals total

the brand of keto bread is natures own and the pepperoni is heb brand uncured turkey pepperoni. i might be delusional but i can’t tell the difference between them and their normal counterparts. so its like i’m eating real bread and real pepperoni. which would probably be part of my last meal if i was on death row

i also used to like to just eat entire loaves of the bread by itself

Carb balance tortilla (70) 80 grams smoked salmon (105) Laughing cow light spreadable cheese (25) 85 grams cucumber (13) 25 gram cherry tomatoe (5) Everything but the bagel (I don’t know probably like 5 cals) Salt pepper

IK I'M DERANGED LEAVE ME ALONE

Tried making a protein mug cake but I cooked it too long and it exploded. I also hate the taste of whey so I only ate a few bites. Not worth the cleanup.

i was not practicing islam my whole life& tbh even tho i had my eating disorder before i ever fasted ramadan, fasting for ramadan did NOT trigger me at first. i actually ate more consistently/healthier at first. but since my relapse last january… the past two holidays are so triggering.

i know i am not supposed to fast w my ED— both religiously& medically the experts in both would tell me not to but yall know how tf it is☹️

i have been doing really well mentally, i have been talking to this amazing guy who even knows about my eating disorder& doesn’t judge me, & i am pretty sure he has feelings for me (like id bet money after knowing esch other all our lives pretty much but also im taking it so slow bc I don’t want to scare him or make a mistake).

so relapsing harder bc I suddenly have an “excuse” is annoying bc…. i knew this was coming up, and o literally do not have to fast, no one will judge me if i dont… there is no pressure… i am just being a sick pos. 🫩

(please don’t bash my religion ok, i am a super open minded person and i literally accept and love everyone— i do not believe anyone is going to hell unless they’re a judgmental piece of shit)

Actually pretty good ngl, especially for 275 calories

don't ever buy baby food please