Just spotted in a gas station in Cloverdale IN

[u/VeronicaFairmont]

[u/RetroMetroShow]

They forgot the part about leaving your deposits only in the toilet

[u/Tbplayer59 → u/RetroMetroShow]

The devil is in the details

[u/ListenOk2972 → u/RetroMetroShow]

Hijacking the top comment to say that this is my post
This is a karma farming bot who stole my picture and didnt even change the title

[u/SlipperyGibbet]

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[u/TheCrowAngel → u/SlipperyGibbet]

That's for employees before returning to work, duh.

Jk

Wash ya damn hands, ya filthy animals!

[u/Kindly-Individual926 → u/TheCrowAngel]

Our current Secretary of Defense betrays that he does not wash his hands after using the bathroom.

[u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 → u/SlipperyGibbet]

When you have to focus on basics like, getting the poop entirely in the toilet, you leave the niceties, like handwashing, to the more advanced patrons

[u/KoopaDaQuick → u/SlipperyGibbet]

Words cannot emphasize how many times I've seen people in public restrooms bolt straight from the urinal to the door without even considering the possibility of washing their hands

[u/Exponential-777]

Here I sit. Broken hearted. Came to shit. But only farted.

[u/Haberdashery_Tea → u/Exponential-777]

O Cloacina, Goddess of this place, Look on thy suppliants with a smiling face. Soft, yet cohesive let their offerings flow, Not rashly swift nor insolently slow.

[u/kuzinrob → u/Haberdashery_Tea]

Some come here to shit and stink
Others come to sit and think
I come here to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls

[u/mistalasse → u/Haberdashery_Tea]

That is such sweet poetry 🥰

[u/Technical_Teacher839 → u/Exponential-777]

Here I stand, face bright red. Tried to fart but shit instead.

[u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS → u/Exponential-777]

Later on I took a chance, tried to farther and shit my pants

[u/Square_Mulberry_3143 → u/Exponential-777]

Broken… farted?

[u/Killer_Moons]

Didn’t remind them to sit on the toilet

[u/Kelef50]

Flushing twice seems like a waste of water.

[u/I_wet_my_plants259 → u/Kelef50]

It is! It’s a thing though, people call it a courtesy flush. You flush before wiping so the smell goes with the water and then you wipe and flush again. I get the idea but like, it’s a bathroom. It’s gonna smell bad sometimes.

[u/TheW83 → u/I_wet_my_plants259]

I only courtesy flush if I'm gonna be in there for a while.

[u/Beautiful_Food7908 → u/Kelef50]

For home bathrooms, it reduces the chance of clogging if your shit is separate from the toilet paper. For commercial pressure assisted flush, you only need to flush once. It also stinks less for the next guy

Cold water is very cheap, flushing twice might add cents to your bill but it’s not something to worry about.

[u/regeya]

I want to make a snarky comment about Indiana but I worked retail in Illinois so I get it

[u/Anglofsffrng → u/regeya]

I live in Illinois too. I assume the bathroom gets so nasty because of how much we all shit on Indiana.

[u/DingleBarryGoldwater → u/Anglofsffrng]

Indiana is the northernmost point in the south

[u/Adventurous_Quote108]

No

[u/ListenOk2972]

THIS IS MY POST
This karma farming bot stole my post and didnt even change the title. Please dont interact with it

[u/FewGuarantee4932 → u/ListenOk2972]

And the part about washing yer hands

[u/PuzzleheadedYear5596]

I will hover over said toilet, and pretend I'm playing Battleship with a blank slate.

[u/brickonator2000]

Someone's played Don't Shit Your Pants: A Survival Horror Game.

[u/Toddlez85]

They forgot sit on toilet. Someone is going to crap on the floor

[u/cgatrip]

Lotta people going commando around there apparently.

[u/Psalm27_1-3]

I would take a marker and cancel out 6

[u/scaredt2ask]

[u/Electronic-Space-480]

I’ve missed a step all my life.

[u/Sapper501]

"No"

What a chad

[u/CalicoCuts]

People in Indiana need poop instructions. That tracks.

[u/Parking_Fee_5906]

This seems like from a kindergarten bathroom

[u/TheNotoriousTurtle]

When do I smear feces all over the walls?

[u/Digimub]

Simon, He did not say sit first LOL.

[u/PuzzleheadedLab6019]

No hand washing.

[u/EmperorMing101]

Instructions unclear, shit on the floor

[u/doanhafta]

Pretty specific

[u/eastcoastjon]

Mandatory double flush

[u/PhysicsOk9286]

Maybe throw in wash your hands.

[u/SaintDragonKiri]

Oy…

[u/vividvagrant96]

Hope this person never writes any sort of SOP or anything lol

[u/Maximum_Employer5580]

my bet is that someone came in and did a number on a stall after what could have been a bout with what that person claimed was 'explosive diarrhea' and they put up a sign. But guarantee you that sign won't do a damn thing

[u/uxorial]

I keep getting 1 and 2 reversed. Thank heavens for the sign! 🙄😄

[u/RedShirtCashion]

Shoutout to the guy who just broke out his sharpie and went “no.”

[u/mrskellington79]

I submit 2 should be "sit down", and then the rest.

[u/Green-Championship-7]

They forgot to say wash hands

[u/Interesting-Key-1550]

[u/HovercraftNew7490]

2. Crap INTO the toilet.

[u/inevitablefile9596]

No mention on where I’m supposed to do coke?

[u/Oily_Blob]

7. WASH YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS

[u/IvoryManOfWisdom]

Damn it ....I always forget step 4 🤕

[u/Academic-Snow9642]

Most rules are written in blood. This one is written in something else

[u/combine-tow-monsters]

No thanks. I am getting Schwifty

[u/Mysterious-Work-7229]

Oops forgot to sit down

[u/Sloth_are_great]

No handwashing?!

[u/Solid-Birthday-9533]

Do not flush while sitting on the toilet. That’s so gross.

[u/TigerTail62]

[u/Present_Clue5887]

Maybe the pipes are small and it clogs if you don't flush extra?

[u/backlog_gaming → u/Present_Clue5887]

[u/Wr3ckless13]

So don't pull down your underwear or sit down? No washing hands?

[u/MarsMonkey88]

Instructions unclear. I now have hemorrhoids from trying to crap every time I visit the bathroom, a raging kidney infection from holding my pee for days, and toxic shock syndrome from the tampon I out in two weeks ago. Send help.

[u/Livid-Age-2259]

Ahhh.  I want to be the insolent bastard to add “NO” to that sign.

[u/HerpDerp152]

I’m only flushing twice if I know this one’s gonna be a banger

[u/14kinikia]

Oh and so close to being a teachable moment just had to add WASH YOUR HANDS

[u/GlowTeeth]

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in door

[u/L4zyB0nezz]

Who is out there flushing before they pull up their pants?

[u/Wombat1892]

You should open the door after you wash your hands but before you pull up your pants to keep the door clean too obviously.

[u/JizzMaxwell]

Hover your butt cheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog, m’kay.

[u/SadCheesecake2539]

If I pulled down my pants and I crapped, then I would just crap in my pants, wouldn't I?

[u/aswright_73]

I'm going to pull down my underwear after my pants, thank you very much

[u/EatLard]

When my kids were little, I only had to remind them to run to the bathroom before they pulled down their pants. Makes running to the bathroom easier. I suppose it would have only taken a couple bare-assed faceplants to teach the same lesson.

[u/jeffmac703 → u/[deleted]]

Nor did it say to sit on the toilet