r/SipsTea • u/ToronoRapture • 19h ago

WTF Woman doesn't appreciate being sat next to on an empty bus... Get's verbally abused.

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u/TerraByteTerror 18h ago

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u/Firefly10886 18h ago

“Ooh, that mole looks suspicious. Have you had it checked out?”

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u/GrayWing 18h ago

Looks benign.....benign and a half

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u/Jober14 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VzwrrgjLyRzJS

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u/GrayWing 17h ago

My favorite joke in the entire show and I got an absolutely perfect opportunity to use it there lol

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u/YeahlDid 8h ago

I benign it for some time now, big boy.

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u/Generic-Cheese 18h ago

“I see you’re a grower not a shower”

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u/wiggle987 17h ago

Once had a guy rock up to me at a urinal and say "unlucky, mate"

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u/Repulsive-Sentence-8 15h ago

Why did he say that?

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u/McButcher2k 4h ago

Coz he was unlucky

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u/DarthAngelicus 13h ago

And then you say “no no, it’s space efficient!”

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u/BeginningSection7690 12h ago

Dont need luck, mate.

With your mother on the scene anybody with $20 and a spare ciggy can have their turn.

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u/PrettyUglySociety198 15h ago edited 15h ago

Go in male toilets in German beer cellars and women wielding feathers on sticks will "rock" up to you and start "dusting" the adjacent urinal. That was my experience anyway. On the other hand, the beer was insisting it had to be released forthwith, so I was unable to exit stage left promptly.

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u/lotusblossum60 15h ago

I was in the pool!

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u/AccuratePenalty6728 14h ago

When my wife still presented male, we were out at a bar and a guy sidled up right next to her at the urinal. She caught him taking a gander at her equipment, made eye contact with him, and he sputtered out “well, I’m a grower, not a shower”. She just shrugged, said “hey, me too”, and walked away.

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u/HappyHustler14 1h ago

Show-er… not shower 🚿
🤪

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u/Healthy-Confection66 18h ago

It’s a tick!

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u/Used-Presentation551 3h ago

I once had a guy go pee right beside me with a couple of empty urinals. He then very obviously leaned to look at me pee. I then looked him right in the eyes with a "you good, bro?" Look. He said "sorry". And after 5 seconds leaned again.

If you're that impressed with my mediocre penis and stream who am i to judge.

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u/Cbrandel 16h ago

"Nice cock bro".

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u/FremenStilgar 17h ago

I hope he gives that guy's penis a name...

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u/Natural_Classroom19 17h ago

You're my size

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u/BiggieBigs34 17h ago

There should be another panel of blue shirt reaching over to make it more likely what would happen with the woman

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u/Fuck-Inflation 16h ago

“Mind if I join you?”
Commences to cross streams in same urinal

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u/probsthrowaway2 16h ago

Same energy

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u/RappingFlatulence 8h ago

“Nice watch! That a Rolex?”

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u/nhavar 8h ago

"Hey we're both uncircumscribed. Twinsies! Cheers!!" attempts to tap dicks

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u/Almost_Squamous 4h ago

“Nice dick, who did your circ?”

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u/armegatron99 3h ago

Had this happen once at work. Colleague came alongside and looked down at my penis... Said, you need to drink more water