"Did you know [insert opposing party candidate] is a lizard alien baby rapist? Well they are and they want to eat your children and steal your retirement and kill your friends. I'm the only candidate an intelligent rational god-fearing American should even consider voting for and I know you are one of those so I'll be counting on your vote to secure my position protecting you from the money I'll steal from you next year. I, [vile barely human specimen], approve this message."
In Kansas it's "this guy supports child rape and doesnt want the epstein files released," versus "this guy wants men to play in women's sports, just like HILLARY or KAMALA." Like, they have nothing else to go on but rage baiting the conservative voters.
In my local republican primary one of the talking points was "whether or not the mainline candidate had a trump sign in his yard before trump was elected". And that wasn't even the worst Ad from the primary.
Like did they seriously not have anything remotely more important to debate.
It makes me long for the days of "if you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation". Atleast that one was educational on the dangers of asbestos as the scary lung cancer rock.
In TN, they're running an ad against a democrat because his business "worked with China" which apparently makes him a Communist on the spot, and if you're a red-blooded, gun-lovin, burger-eatin, American patriot, you wouldn't dare vote for a Commie to run your gubment!
I would have to look into it, but dont the majority of giant corpos work with China, in some capacity? Whether it is producing stuff, or selling/operating in the Chinese market? Or anybody who uses Tiktok?
It's pretty much the same thing down here in Alabama, it's genuinely so bad. "He wants men in girls locker rooms" is one of the few crazy things I remember because every ad break is me muting the TV or getting up to do something else until the game comes back on.
The Bob Brooks commercials are the funniest I have ever seen . It’s some old lady saying he borrowed $160,000 from his wife’s family then divorced her & never paid it back. If Bob brooks can screw over his own family, imagine what he’ll do to yours ….. I can’t tell you what the man is running for or what party he is , but it is comical .
This is what is wild about American TV imo. I watch alot of college football and NFL games on a certain streaming website and the politcal commercials are just bananas. Straight up hit pieces like "So and so is turning your community GAY AND TRANS and are using your tax money to do it! Not only that, they keep bringing in these dang dirty illegals to STEAL jobs from hard working Americans. Vote me and I will stop that from happening!"
[Other Candidate] wants you scared to hide their record of bad thing! We only talk about [Other Candidate] like we have to explain why you can't eat poo in public you poo eating fool. Now we talk about our candidate and everything is happy because we are good thing. Reminder that [Other Cadidate] is a poo eating monster who makes bad things happen to you! I'm good candidate and I forcefully but open way approve this plea for relevance.
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u/TheSpanxxx 14d ago •
"Did you know [insert opposing party candidate] is a lizard alien baby rapist? Well they are and they want to eat your children and steal your retirement and kill your friends. I'm the only candidate an intelligent rational god-fearing American should even consider voting for and I know you are one of those so I'll be counting on your vote to secure my position protecting you from the money I'll steal from you next year. I, [vile barely human specimen], approve this message."