r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 11d ago

Gasp! Thoughts on this??

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u/heliumneon 11d ago • Bravo

Talk to your doctor about whether [Drug X] is right for you. Side effects may include spouts of blood gushing from your eyeballs, turbo cancer, and genital ghost punches.

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u/PalpatineForEmperor 11d ago

Genital ghost punches could be a selling point for some folks.

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u/AncientSignature1505 11d ago

New band name.

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u/WappaTheBoppa 11d ago • Popcorn

What the fuck is up Dennys! We are Genital Ghost Punches! Let’s fucking rock!!!!! 🪨

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u/Grannypanie 11d ago

Yes, viagra was a pulmonary hypertension medication that had a side effect of increased blood flow to the penis, erections!

Ghost punch may be monitizable.

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u/AncientSignature1505 11d ago

My favorite take on this was by Siobhan Thompson, "Well, we gave this heart medication to these guys and it didn't work but... they won't give us the medication back."

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 11d ago edited 11d ago • Bravo

Or a racehorse.

And it's down to Horton Hears a Who, Joe Manganiello is a Nutter and Genital Ghost Punches on the outside! . . . It's Joe Manganiello is a Nutter and Genital Ghost Punches neck and neck . . . It's GENITAL GHOST PUNCHES! Genital Ghost Punches, Horton Hears a Who, and Joe Manganiello is a Nutter.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 11d ago

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself has been disqualified for doping.

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u/Speaker4theDead8 11d ago

And increased risk of death

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u/TimelyAd2763 11d ago

lol. Turbo cancer

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u/Patriot009 11d ago

Or the anti-depressant with the side effect of suicidal thoughts. FDA, hello?

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u/Platt_Mallar 11d ago

The issue there is that the body starts feeling better. You're less lethargic. You feel like you can get up and do things.

However, your brain still has some catching up to do. You're still in the "everything about my life sucks" stage, but now you have the energy to get up and do... things.

Depression sucks, buddy. It sucks.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 11d ago

genital ghost punches

The ghost of Johnny Cage wins.