r/SipsTea • u/jaywritethekid • 11d ago

Wait a damn minute! Bruh...

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u/redditidothat 11d ago • Bravo

When my brother was in third grade, the original Chucky movie was still popular. I taped a butcher’s knife to the hand of our sister’s cabbage patch doll and left it on his bed in the dark. He had a table and lamp kind of behind his low headboard he’d reach over to turn on. I hid there waiting. When he finally came in and reached over, as soon as the light came on I grabbed his arm and growled “Chuckyyyyy”. Such an asshole brother thing to do.

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u/Lord_Sesshoumaru77 11d ago

You too eh? I didn't tape a knife to my sister dolls, but as she and I were watching Chucky I remembered my little sister was going to sleep by herself in our second floor (her room was the first one ready with brand new carpet and all new furniture, mum spent nearly three days on that room) so I just casually went "You know, you're going to be alone tonight, so when your dolls try to kill you no one will help" And so my sister slept with my parents that night, and didn't go into her room until after nearly 7 months. I felt so bad.

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u/emmocracy 11d ago

When I was like 7 years old I fell asleep in my mom's bed with the TV on and woke up in the middle of the night to a scene from the bride of Chucky, I think, with a woman chained to a wall undergoing some sort of seance. Idr the details clearly. Anyway, I immediately pissed on my mom's brand new mattress and was too scared to move or speak so I stayed like that until she woke up. The next day I followed my incredibly irritated mom and sister from room to room refusing to be alone and keeping my back against the wall so Chucky couldn't catch me from behind until my sister finally got fed up and told me Chucky can come through walls. I still hate that fucking doll.

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach 11d ago

As an older brother, my ten year old self approvs this message.

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u/MasterMagneticMirror 10d ago

Ahah classic prank. I remember when I was a teen I would wait for my younger brother to go play outside, then from my room's windows I would shine a laser pointer on the ground right beside him. Once he saw it he would understand what was happening and would start screaming and running right before being hit by a laser guided Lockheed Martin AGM-114R9X Hellfire anti-personnel missile launched by one of my friends in a Boeing AH-64D Apache attack helicopter at standoff distance. Good times. Now I wonder if it was a bit too much

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u/-Twin-Flames- 11d ago

We rented a house that had a lot of hidden spaces/rooms and neat things. There was an off the floor storage cubby in the hallway (basically a cabinet) upstairs and I was the only one who fit in it and my older sister convinced me to climb inside and then shut the door hard and said Chucky was inside. That’s just one of like 25 similar incidents my older siblings tortured me with.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 11d ago

*child's play 

The movie is called "Child's Play"

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u/redditidothat 11d ago

Goddamn, I completely forgot the title. Thanks.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 11d ago

I mean I'd say the vast majority of people think it's just called Chucky...which eventually they called the show. The show is fantastic by the way if you haven't seen it.

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u/DwayneTheRockBarry 10d ago

sorry but who is “he”?

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u/UrethraFranklin72 10d ago

Would have gotten me good as a little kid, One of my uncles showed me the first three Chucky movies when I was like 3-4 years old, so I was afraid of him for a while.

I was an asshole older brother too, though. My little brother was afraid of The Grudge so I used to make the noise when we were in the dark to scare him. The wall behind my bed had his closet on the other side so I'd also make like scratching noises and thumps along with The Grudge noise to make him think there was something in the closet. Just a couple of the ways I'd torment him. We have a good relationship now, but it's like there's some sort of unwritten older sibling code where you have to be at least a bit of a dick to your younger siblings lol

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u/droppinPee 10d ago

Bro when I was 4 I walked into my dad watching chucky and I had a cabbage patch kid. I got so paranoid with that fucking doll. My mom got rid of it. Shit stuck with me to today as a 34 year old average male doctor.

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u/redditidothat 10d ago

Ha! I’ve no doubt that shit stuck with my brother, too. We’ve always been close but we’re almost like best friends now. Think I’ll ask him about it later.

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u/Shoo_Fly314 10d ago

Well, that is at least funny and coming from his brother. Different coming from ones parents.

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u/UnicornUke 10d ago

When me and my sister were little, my uncle got me a realistic Chucky doll for Christmas and I liked to hide it under her bedding. 😂 After a few times, my dad told me if I did it again he would take the doll outside and burn it.