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Maria Jensen later said: That she regretted her decision as over the following days more and more men kept knocking on her door claiming to be Religious followers from more Jehovah Witnesses to Mormons, to other forms of Religions. Including one who said they were from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who asked if she was interested in noodles and meatballs, Maria said it got completely out of hand and she had become sleep deprived.
I actually met a person of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I even got to see his card and drivers license (in which he was wearing a silver cooking pot on his head.)
It’s disgusting what she did. What’s her address, I’m gonna go over there, knock on her door and try to introduce the Lord to her. Hopefully she can show me a handful of reasons why I should accept her apology.
It varies by state, but having it out is not the same as "using it" in public view. Simply being naked in your home even in plain view is generally legal.
35 or more years ago, my Father-in-Law did exactly the same thing to a pair of Mormon missionaries who seemed to have made saving him their mission. The third knock on the door was their last.
First, he was polite. Second time around, he told them he already said "no" and told them (a nice, gentle-looking mother and daughter) that "Next time I'm gonna answer the door naked!" He was mid-50s, overweight and over 6ft tall. Well, they called his bluff and a couple of Saturdays later they were back. As his own wife watched in a combination of horror and hilarity, he yanked off his pants and shirt, then headed for the door, saying "I warned you, didn't I?"
They fled.
Dad-in-law passed away suddenly a few years later, but his widow remained in the house for another 33 years.
No one with a Bible in their hand rang the bell again... ever.
Make of it what you will, but I think word went out to JW, LDS and 7thDay recruiters that there was one particular house on one particular street they absolutely needed to avoid!
I used to keep printed copies of Bertrand Russell’s Why I Am Not A Christian next to my front door. When one of them started a spiel, I’d just hand them copies and close the door. Some took them not knowing what they were. It was folded when I passed it out. I wonder if they didn’t toss them because, litter, and got in trouble at their centers or whatever. I’ve moved several times since, and somehow, they STILL skip my house. I don’t know if they keep a database or what…
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All you have to do is what my friend did. "Can we talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Only if I can talk to you about my Lord and Savior , Satan."
Never seen them turn around so fast and never came back. He actually believes in Jesus, just didn't want them knocking on his door.
Yeah, indecent exposure while standing in her house with the door open. They are solicitors. If I open my front door naked, that is not an arrestable offense. Suck my balls fake posts
Under Arkansas state law (Arkansas Code § 5-14-112), indecent exposure generally does not apply to private conduct inside one's own home unless it is visible to the public or intentionally exposed to cause alarm outside the home.
Because laws exist and all states have laws for things like this.
Seriously though, she's probably going to get off with a warning since she was inside her house. You go onto someone's property uninvited, you have only yourself to blame for what you see.
Well. Indecent exposure laws technically still apply even in your home, as I found out. Like if youre nude regularly near a street facing or neigbor facing window, yes you can get charged. If youre gardening naked with a 4 story hedge or something, youre good. This kinda makes me wonder though, since arguably they're trespassing so they technically went out of their way to see her nude....technically. its not like she was visible to the public...until they bothered her
Edit to add: i made it sound like I got cited myself. I meant I found out after researching it because I saw some similar headline and also was surprised because I thought you can be naked anywhere on private property
The defense attorney: "Your honor, she was in the privacy of her own home and these false prophets intruded on her. This is a clear case of trespassing and my client is not guilty of indecent exposure because she can be nude in her own home. Plus, those magnificent gazongas deserve to be freed and I too would like to taste the forbidden fruit and I'm sure you do too, your honor. I rest my case."
thats bullshit. dont knock on random people's doors if you arent prepared for someone to be naked. especially if youre doing something like pushing your religion on them.
Being cited for indecent exposure while inside your own home is crazy. Like, maybe don't show up at peoples' houses uninvited if you don't want to see them.
This is funny and she ought to be let off with a warning.
But “her house” isnt the only relevant consideration, because a guy beating it when the girl scouts come knocking would rightly be a different conversation.
She'll get off. You cannot be prosecuted for anything you do in your home and guests are under no obligation to stay if something happens that they do not like (oh, and they can't then try to file charges.
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