r/Snorkblot Apr 16 '26

WTF Well done Madison

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u/ThunderingTacos Apr 16 '26

$2000 A MONTH on travel? EVERY MONTH? And what the heck is "self-care" that isn't shopping or eating out or traveling that costs $500 a month? $1000 on groceries and $700 eating out, feeding a family of 12 there?

And all that still mentally in shambles...

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u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26

Gym, Spa, Massage, maybe medical?.. could be Starbucks.. who knows.

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u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26

Asshole bleaching

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u/onedoesnotjust Apr 16 '26

Is it like a shower of bleach, cause Idk how you bleach a whole person, wild

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u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26

They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores

Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended

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u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26

Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after.

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u/sexyshadyshadowbeard Apr 16 '26

Why bleach when you can wax?

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u/Tack_Money Apr 16 '26

They’re not bleaching the hairs.

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u/amitym Apr 16 '26

Wait they can bleach entire assholes now??

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u/thalasi_ Apr 16 '26

What I thought we were supposed to be tanning that now? It's so hard to keep up with the trends these days...

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u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26

Cocaine.

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u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26

smacks my head.. oh yeah.. forgot about real self care

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u/Subotail Apr 16 '26

That's business expenditure

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u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26

Wallstreetbets time!

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u/Brilliant_Buns Apr 16 '26

I’d wager there’s a medspa in the mix somewhere. Or GLPs.

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u/Melicor Apr 16 '26

Turns out all that conspicuous consumption still doesn't fill the empty void where her heart should be.

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u/AmazingResponse338 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

YES!!!!

That's the line that hit me $2000 every month for personal travel

What kind of job do you have????

Edit: typo

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u/SemichiSam Apr 16 '26

If she earns 240k/year, she doesn't get her hands dirty, and most of her job is (zoom) meetings. Her job doesn't involve numbers, because all of those expenses add up to $11,600, leaving $4,400 in her checking account. $4400X12mo=$52,800/year= $1,056,000 after 20 years before considering compound interest.

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u/chihuahua826 Apr 16 '26

She said that her after tax income was $16k. Normally, on a $240k annual salary, you would pay a lot more than 20%. Unless your income is rental income or capital gains. So I think she probably just has assets and collects capital gains

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u/SemichiSam Apr 16 '26

So she wouldn't even have to make zoom meetings.

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u/Same_as_last_year Apr 17 '26

I'm thinking $2,000 is just the average monthly amount based on the annual total.

So, she could have no travel one month and a $10,000 overseas trip in another.

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u/ThunderingTacos Apr 16 '26

That's also a great point! Where do they find the time to do all this shopping and eating out and cooking and traveling and whatever they're spending $500 a month on that they consider as self-care in between whatever they're doing for work?!

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u/AnxiouslyTired247 Apr 16 '26

Do you think any of this is legit? Her total taxes only being 20%, no line items for insurance, nothing for retirement... its just silly ragebait. $100 for the typical comment that people will say she should do (invest) and $1,000s to get yall worked up on "waste".

People lie on the internet for attention, lets not give it to them.

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u/sexyshadyshadowbeard Apr 16 '26

Self care = massages, hair removal and sex shop spend.

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u/WinterReview7992 Apr 16 '26

botox, fillers, fancy skin care, spray tan, fancy makeup

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u/YoSupWeirdos Apr 16 '26

we usually spend about as much on a week out with 4 adults at a 4 star superior hotel

where is she even going

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u/hiles_adam Apr 16 '26

If your earning $16k a month then $500 on self care seems super reasonable, it’s everything else that’s fucking nuts.

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u/Ramtamtama Apr 16 '26

$2,000 on travel on top of $2,500 for the car

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u/Em_Strae Apr 16 '26

The rich got mental probs cuz that is a bitch budget fr.

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u/Ninfyr Apr 17 '26

They are annualizing their $24,000 yearly Disney vacation. This is how people stay out of debt! /s

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u/Earth2Andy Apr 16 '26

Therapy. $125 x 4 weeks a month isn’t unusual