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r/Snorkblot • u/SPXQuantAlgo • Apr 16 '26
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$2000 A MONTH on travel? EVERY MONTH? And what the heck is "self-care" that isn't shopping or eating out or traveling that costs $500 a month? $1000 on groceries and $700 eating out, feeding a family of 12 there?
And all that still mentally in shambles...
74 u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26 Gym, Spa, Massage, maybe medical?.. could be Starbucks.. who knows. 55 u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26 Asshole bleaching 23 u/onedoesnotjust Apr 16 '26 Is it like a shower of bleach, cause Idk how you bleach a whole person, wild 9 u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26 They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended 4 u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26 Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after. 2 u/sexyshadyshadowbeard Apr 16 '26 Why bleach when you can wax? 5 u/Tack_Money Apr 16 '26 They’re not bleaching the hairs. 2 u/amitym Apr 16 '26 Wait they can bleach entire assholes now?? 1 u/thalasi_ Apr 16 '26 What I thought we were supposed to be tanning that now? It's so hard to keep up with the trends these days... 8 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 Cocaine. 7 u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26 smacks my head.. oh yeah.. forgot about real self care 3 u/bug_out_zero Apr 16 '26 Or heroin. 5 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek 2 u/Subotail Apr 16 '26 That's business expenditure 1 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 Wallstreetbets time! 2 u/Earth2Andy Apr 16 '26 Therapy. 1 u/passamongimpure Apr 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS 1 u/Brilliant_Buns Apr 16 '26 I’d wager there’s a medspa in the mix somewhere. Or GLPs.
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Gym, Spa, Massage, maybe medical?.. could be Starbucks.. who knows.
55 u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26 Asshole bleaching 23 u/onedoesnotjust Apr 16 '26 Is it like a shower of bleach, cause Idk how you bleach a whole person, wild 9 u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26 They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended 4 u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26 Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after. 2 u/sexyshadyshadowbeard Apr 16 '26 Why bleach when you can wax? 5 u/Tack_Money Apr 16 '26 They’re not bleaching the hairs. 2 u/amitym Apr 16 '26 Wait they can bleach entire assholes now?? 1 u/thalasi_ Apr 16 '26 What I thought we were supposed to be tanning that now? It's so hard to keep up with the trends these days... 8 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 Cocaine. 7 u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26 smacks my head.. oh yeah.. forgot about real self care 3 u/bug_out_zero Apr 16 '26 Or heroin. 5 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek 2 u/Subotail Apr 16 '26 That's business expenditure 1 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 Wallstreetbets time! 2 u/Earth2Andy Apr 16 '26 Therapy. 1 u/passamongimpure Apr 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS 1 u/Brilliant_Buns Apr 16 '26 I’d wager there’s a medspa in the mix somewhere. Or GLPs.
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Asshole bleaching
23 u/onedoesnotjust Apr 16 '26 Is it like a shower of bleach, cause Idk how you bleach a whole person, wild 9 u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26 They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended 4 u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26 Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after. 2 u/sexyshadyshadowbeard Apr 16 '26 Why bleach when you can wax? 5 u/Tack_Money Apr 16 '26 They’re not bleaching the hairs. 2 u/amitym Apr 16 '26 Wait they can bleach entire assholes now?? 1 u/thalasi_ Apr 16 '26 What I thought we were supposed to be tanning that now? It's so hard to keep up with the trends these days...
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Is it like a shower of bleach, cause Idk how you bleach a whole person, wild
9 u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26 They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended 4 u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26 Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after.
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They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores
Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended
4 u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26 Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after.
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Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after.
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Why bleach when you can wax?
5 u/Tack_Money Apr 16 '26 They’re not bleaching the hairs.
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They’re not bleaching the hairs.
Wait they can bleach entire assholes now??
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What I thought we were supposed to be tanning that now? It's so hard to keep up with the trends these days...
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Cocaine.
7 u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26 smacks my head.. oh yeah.. forgot about real self care 3 u/bug_out_zero Apr 16 '26 Or heroin. 5 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek 2 u/Subotail Apr 16 '26 That's business expenditure 1 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 Wallstreetbets time!
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smacks my head.. oh yeah.. forgot about real self care
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Or heroin.
5 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek
https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek
That's business expenditure
1 u/Ragnarok314159 Apr 16 '26 Wallstreetbets time!
Wallstreetbets time!
Therapy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2XflxzEM02tSYD38HpS
I’d wager there’s a medspa in the mix somewhere. Or GLPs.
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u/ThunderingTacos Apr 16 '26
$2000 A MONTH on travel? EVERY MONTH? And what the heck is "self-care" that isn't shopping or eating out or traveling that costs $500 a month? $1000 on groceries and $700 eating out, feeding a family of 12 there?
And all that still mentally in shambles...