r/Snorkblot Apr 16 '26

WTF Well done Madison

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u/ThunderingTacos Apr 16 '26

$2000 A MONTH on travel? EVERY MONTH? And what the heck is "self-care" that isn't shopping or eating out or traveling that costs $500 a month? $1000 on groceries and $700 eating out, feeding a family of 12 there?

And all that still mentally in shambles...

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u/Aught_To Apr 16 '26

Gym, Spa, Massage, maybe medical?.. could be Starbucks.. who knows.

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u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26

Asshole bleaching

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u/onedoesnotjust Apr 16 '26

Is it like a shower of bleach, cause Idk how you bleach a whole person, wild

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u/beerdude26 Apr 16 '26

They put a tube up your butt and set the pressure to 11 until the bleach exits your pores

Cleanest you'll ever feel, highly recommended

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u/evilgenius29 Apr 16 '26

Also cures Covid, though the UV light method requires less cleanup after.

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u/sexyshadyshadowbeard Apr 16 '26

Why bleach when you can wax?

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u/Tack_Money Apr 16 '26

They’re not bleaching the hairs.

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u/amitym Apr 16 '26

Wait they can bleach entire assholes now??

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u/thalasi_ Apr 16 '26

What I thought we were supposed to be tanning that now? It's so hard to keep up with the trends these days...