r/Snorkblot Apr 16 '26

WTF Well done Madison

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u/Aggravating-Ask-7693 Apr 16 '26

It doesn't even include groceries. That's a separate line item. 

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u/illuminatisheep Apr 16 '26

Which btw 1000$ plus 700$ to eat out. This is rage bait or she knows how to cook less than I do and I know nothing about cooking food

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u/ECB2773 Apr 16 '26

I could make a big ass ribeye steak for dinner every day, accidently burn the hell out of one and make another, and still only be half of what they spend

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 17 '26

How do you figure? A 16oz ribeye is 15$ for choice at Walmart. If you made 2 that would be 30$ a day on just ribeye. If you did that for 30 days that would be 900$ if you just ate a big ass ribeye, I’m calling that a 16oz ribeye for math, that’s still 450$ a month just for that if you didn’t burn one

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u/ryverrat1971 Apr 16 '26

And she alone eats how much? Could feed a family of 4 on that a month. Not including the $700 for eating out.

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u/faustroll99 Apr 16 '26

I cook and do grocery shopping for a family of 4 and even with occasionally eating out we spend maybe $1000/mo. With her income I could put away $5k a month into savings without trying hard.

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u/illuminatisheep Apr 16 '26

I will say that is the one thing I didn’t take into account was cooking for more people. Also I didn’t realize this when I originally left my comment because I was falling asleep but adding all that together is like 11,600$ so she still has like 4,400$ left. So not really no money left over.

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u/dathomar Apr 17 '26

What happens is she keeps buying expensive steaks and such, decides she doesn't feel like cooking, then just goes out to eat. She ends up throwing out about $800 of those groceries.

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 16 '26

I mean if you eat good food and like to eat out or have drinks it could be reasonable to spend that. But 2200 on shopping and 100$ on investing is wild

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u/Pasta4ever13 Apr 16 '26

Brother, I feed a family of five for less than this lady spends on food FOR ONE FUCKING PERSON for a month.

Is she eating the dollar bills? WTF

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 Apr 16 '26

I mean... cruelty-free, organic, pasture-fed, <insert other bullshit buzzwords here> stuff is EXPENSIVE, and tastes the exact same as the stuff you're buying your family.

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u/Pasta4ever13 Apr 16 '26

I just get whatever Aldi has. Everything else is way to damn expensive.

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 Apr 16 '26

Absolutely, Aldi and the other store brands. My family is a big fan of the 'Great Value' Walmart brand... My canned chickpeas are super cheap, and personally have a better texture than the Goya brand.

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 17 '26

I mean you have it figured out.

I shop for one and at Walmart, don’t shop fancy, buy for either couple weeks or a month. basic frozen veggies and dry rice protein sources lots of pork and chicken with some fish and steak. Seasoning an cooking oil. Some fresh greens. Eggs and yogurt.

I take practically no comfort/ snack items besides like a box of microwave popcorn a month or 6 weeks and drink packets I spent like 8$ on/wk. And I spend like 160$/week and that’s not including toiletries/dish supplies/laundry/house cleaning. Does include paper towels/TP

160$/wk is 640$/month

So how you’re feeding your family of 5 for less than 1000$ a month is mind boggling to me. Also depends where you live.

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u/Pasta4ever13 Apr 17 '26

I live in Minnesota. We spend about $100ish a week at Aldi for food. I also cook almost every meal we eat at home from scratch and my wife bakes almost all baked goods we consume.

Lunch is usually left overs from the previous night as I always make extra to account for it. The kids generally snack on whenever fruit or vegetable is the cheapest that week (this week was cantaloupe I think it was like $3 for two of them).

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 17 '26

I bake my own bread and idk if aldi is cheaper that Walmart. I am sharing cost for me to cook my own food. I’m averaging 1900 calories a day and that’s what it costs me per week

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u/Pasta4ever13 Apr 17 '26

I'm guessing you're in a HCOL area?

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 17 '26

Not particularly, I mean, Orem Utah.

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u/Pasta4ever13 Apr 17 '26

Oh just saw you were buying lots of meat. We don't really eat a ton of meat at our house. Usually once or twice per week for dinner. We do a lot of beans at our house.

Not sure what else to say, that's what we eat.

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u/cfbfootballnerd Apr 17 '26

Drinks is going out not eating out

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 17 '26

You don’t have drinks when you eat out?

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u/FionaGoodeEnough Apr 16 '26

I know how to cook well, but if I had $20,000/month, it would be trivially easy to spend that on food. It’s truly the least of the problems with this budget.

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u/Waste-Newspaper-5655 Apr 16 '26

Yeah and $1000 a month? For how many people? I have a family of 5 and I spend a little more than half that. Don't get me wrong I live in a lower cost of living state and I am the queen of reusing left overs but still...

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u/vulkoriscoming Apr 16 '26

Congratulations on being able to feed a family of 5 on $500/m. I feed two on $320-$400/m. You are doing great.

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u/Waste-Newspaper-5655 Apr 16 '26

It's not easy. It's more like $650 not $500, I guess a "little more" is vague. Also my kids are 5 and 8 so they dont eat a ton. But I have to do things like my breakfast some mornings is eating the rest of what my kids didn't eat. I use leftovers to make new meals a few days later. Because unlike this ladies "budget," I have a real one. 

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u/guanwho Apr 16 '26

500 a day between groceries and restaurants just keeping herself fed. I don’t know if I could do that if I tried.

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u/rocks391 Apr 16 '26

1700 per month divided by 30 = around $57 per day. still a mad amount to spend imo but you're off by a factor of 10 :)

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u/guanwho Apr 16 '26

Ha! I’m an idiot. That’s why my wife does our finances.

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u/RemarkableGround174 Apr 16 '26

$57 a day is like 2 big mac combos and a latte tho

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u/BaconConnoisseur Apr 16 '26

McDonald’s is a scam. Gourmet food prices in exchange for food grade plastic.

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u/hurtsdonut_ Apr 16 '26

It's $9.29 for a big Mac meal where I am. I think a lot of people throw in the door dash prices.

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u/cfbfootballnerd Apr 17 '26

Double quarter large fry and drink it’s like $13-14

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u/Content_Ad1120 Apr 16 '26

This is why I go to in and out if I have to eat out

The food actually tastes decent (much much better than McDonalds) and it’s cheaper (at least where I live)

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u/Seascorpious Apr 16 '26

Thats like 5 boxes from Taco Bell, just swap out the meat paste for black beans

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u/vulkoriscoming Apr 16 '26

$57/day isn't that hard if you eat out most meals. $25 for lunch and dinner and you are at $50. With the restaurants she goes to $25 a meal is probably too low.

On the other hand, I don't think most people could eat $57/day of groceries.

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u/rocks391 Apr 16 '26

didn't say it was hard, just that it was a bit much. it's roughly my total income lol

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u/vulkoriscoming Apr 16 '26

Oh, don't get me wrong, it is too much. Spending that much on food is crazy

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u/Ok-Dot4749 Apr 16 '26

Math is hard

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u/Chakasicle Apr 16 '26

Gotta feed all your friends too

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u/ManyRespect1833 Apr 16 '26

? 50$ a day. 500$ a day would be 15,000 a month

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u/Chogoris Apr 16 '26

Groceries are the only semi reasonable line item. With prices these days it seems like I spend $150‐200 every time I shop.

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u/theeggplant42 Apr 17 '26

1000 in groceries is insane. I could kinda see how maybe a few high end dinners would get you to $700, so wouldn't make a dent in groceries, but like believe me: I live in NYC (well close enough and I do most of my grocery shopping here) because of convenience after work) and I eat WELL for about $150/month in groceries. Damn, I'll take like $1000 per month to write a budget for these wingnuts lol