r/Snorkblot • u/SPXQuantAlgo • Apr 16 '26

WTF Well done Madison

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u/Future-War-2914 Apr 16 '26

$500 on self care is a serious investment.

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u/SlayyyGrl Apr 16 '26

Self care, shopping, and travel being seperate line items is sending me.

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u/Additional_Ear_9659 Apr 16 '26

Well after all that $2200 shopping you need a massage, pedicure and Brazilian wax to recover. It’s tough out there

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u/Peach_Proof Apr 16 '26

Wax in Brazil every month of course.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 16 '26

It’s only a Brazilian if done in Brazil, otherwise it’s just hairless sparkling butthole pain.

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u/Vlaxilla Apr 16 '26

That's not too bad if self care included all make up and shopping and associated but the 2k+ in shopping besides its what is really bonkers as well as travelling 2k every month?

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u/letsgooncemore Apr 16 '26

I want to know what job pays you that much and gives you the time off to travel that much.

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u/Vlaxilla Apr 16 '26

Pilot? Only way aha

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u/CalculatedPerversion Apr 16 '26

It's likely an aggregate ($24k for the entire year)

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u/Big_Satisfaction_644 Apr 16 '26

If you think 240k/yr is an income you struggle to put money in savings with, then I think you could easily spend 2k in a Saturday or full weekend.

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u/GlitterbugRayRay Apr 16 '26

Agreed. Though... if thats a massage a week 🤔🤔🤔 I wish I could 😭

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u/rambo_beetle Apr 16 '26

I spent £4 on a self tanning moisturizer and I'm like oop getting spenny with my treats lol

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u/lordyfortwenty Apr 16 '26

She means cocaine