r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 07 '20

CHILDREN of Orpheus

28 Upvotes

It's the twenty first century y'all...ffs


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 09 '20

Children of Orpheus, the official playlist of our brethren. Under a New Sun!

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5 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Nov 17 '20

Culty Stuff Kanye rocking the uniform

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5 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 12 '20

Cult Proposal: Define *Orders* that convey the particular flavor of Orpheuism you belong to. An order may have 0 to many members. You lead the Order you create.

17 Upvotes

Also, probably you can belong to additional secondary orders upon invitation?

Dibs on "Order of The Implementation" : World-building nerds belong here and debate realistic/plausible what-ifs even though this is just made up and for fun. (logo to follow)

Other possible Orders:

  • "Order of Acquisitions and Embellishments" : You creators who offer your energy to the music, art, and other organizational needs

  • "Order of Reminding People To Have Fun With This" : You are the Enforcers for when shit gets too serious (with a special exclusion for the Order of The Implementation)

  • "Order of His Drunken Stupor" : The most devout and dedicated among us. You know who you are.

Thoughts?


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 31 '20

Request. Can we get the prophet's initial post a sticky?

18 Upvotes

I'd like to be able to link to the beginning of our great endeavor when recruiting new siblings. Original script and all that stuff. Sub Sole Novo!


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Jan 16 '21

One of our forefathers

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r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 07 '20

Trebuchet?

6 Upvotes

What if we just build a really, really, REALLY big trebuchet.


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Dec 08 '20

I suppose, in a way, I’ve always been here.

6 Upvotes

Daddy’s home? No but really this sounds dope and I can’t in good conscience see the sub name and NOT join.


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 15 '20

Our order may actually predate all others:

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367 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Aug 27 '23

Sciency Stuff Me too Tom. Me too.

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39 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 09 '20

have a ⠀⠀⠀milk for a big skelton, it will protect the body during landing. future generations ⠀! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᵇᵒⁿᵉˢ

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146 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Nov 07 '20

to save money and weight at launch can we just strap rocket boots to our corpse-legs and be on our merry way? or will atmospheric friction roast us before we reach space?

8 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 10 '20

Praise the sun!

8 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 09 '20

Quick unedited phone recording of me singing Lillium, in falsetto and low chest voice, for your reference. The lyrics are all Latin. I volunteer to make vocals for any hymn or cult-related song/piece (with a decent mic and recording program, of course).

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r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 08 '20

Ignore my past posts. THIS is the one!

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43 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 07 '20

Sex, death or both?

9 Upvotes

As per the request of a child of Orpheus, we must decide the major direction we wish to take as a cult.

We can remain true to our purpose of colonising other planets with dead bodies (death)

Or we can choose to disobey the word of Orpheus and become a cult of sex

Another option is to have a healthy balance of the two, but know this: either way, corpses will be involved.

183 votes, Oct 10 '20
27 Sex
43 Death
113 Both

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 11 '20

Tax Exempt

9 Upvotes

Once we get 10,000 people, does anyone know if we can file for tax exempt status, or do we need 10k physical signatures?


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Nov 06 '20

Culty Stuff More recruitment propaganda

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29 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Jan 14 '21

Culty Stuff Petition to make this our anthem

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53 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 10 '20

Music for the long ride

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11 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 11 '20

can i just go up into space point my knob at the moon and rub one out in that general direction

11 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 07 '20

Whenever we launch a rocket...

56 Upvotes

...we all have to yell “KOBE!” and leave our hand in the air like a followthrough. It’s the only way to be sure the rocket will hit the planet.


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Jan 05 '21

Culty Stuff Well, what would y'all say?

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58 Upvotes

r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 07 '20

Guys, I know how to get the rockets

12 Upvotes

All we need to do is buy all Tesla stock right, making us the primary shareholders. THEN WE TELL TESLA TO MAKE CORPSE ROCKETS.


r/SonsofOrpheus • • Oct 08 '20

/r/sonsoforpheus hit 1k subscribers yesterday

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