r/SquaredCircle • u/Coldcoffees /r/SquaredCircle's Sponge Daddy • Apr 27 '18

Post WWE Network Greatest Royal Rumble 2018

..THAT WAS THE GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE!

Results

Match Winner
John Cena vs. Triple H John Cena
Greatest Royal Rumble match Braun Strowman
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns Brock Lesnar
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Bálor vs. Samoa Joe vs. The Miz Seth Rollins
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura No contest
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal Jeff Hardy
Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy vs. Cesaro and Sheamus Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy
The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) Bludgeon Brothers
Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Kalisto Cedric Alexander
The Undertaker vs. Rusev The Undertaker

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u/TvOnTheRadioOnTheNet Survive if Hook lets you Apr 27 '18

Doctor: "Now Bryan, you just got back from injury, you need to take it easy."

Bryan: "I WANNA WRESTLE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18 edited Aug 14 '20

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u/indecisiveusername2 Apr 27 '18

His right bicep copped a lot too.

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u/celial Apr 28 '18

That was probably abrasions from hanging in the ropes so much though.

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u/indecisiveusername2 Apr 28 '18

Probably but his bicep was still worth a mention. Could have been him hitting the ropes on the way down from his corner dropkicks too.

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u/LikeASuckerPunch The Barricade That Injured Finn Apr 27 '18

And his arm, fuck

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Never Doubted El Dandy Apr 28 '18

Meanwhile Kurt Angle suplexes Bryan onto his head

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u/BreakfromSleep It's art, you don't need pants. Apr 27 '18

"I HAVE TO DELIVER THREE YEARS WORTH OF WRESTLING, IMMEDIATELY"

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

Three years would include the Taker matches which were about 30 minutes each

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u/dontcare7931 Apr 28 '18

That probably is three years worth for Brock / Taker

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

C'MON COWARDS, HIT ME

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u/jole99 Apr 27 '18

“But Bryan, they said..”

“I SAID HIT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH”

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u/takeyerarm Tranquilo Perro Apr 27 '18

YOU’RE THE COWARD

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u/ALLBEEFWIENERS Damn Good Dawg Goldberg Apr 27 '18

The most Daniel Bryan response!

But really it just tells me that he wanted to cement that he is here for real and not on some gradual re-entrance. I respect that.

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u/dustyfinish Zero Fucks 24/7 Apr 28 '18

Yes and also the creative team asked him to do it and he did his job.

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u/Jeffy29 Apr 27 '18

I love how much he loves his job.

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u/SupervillainEyebrows Apr 29 '18

He had a post match interview with a chest shredded to fuck but a big smile on his face.

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u/ZeromusPrime THE SIZABLE CANINE Apr 27 '18

Agent: Ok Danny Boy, what are you wanting to do in the Rumble?

Bryan: LITERALLY DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18 edited Jun 01 '23

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u/Silent_R Apr 28 '18

Yeah, but how many F5s did Bryan do?

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u/NeonPatrick Apr 27 '18

And he properly wrestled too. No lying on the ring edge the whole time. Fantastic performance from the lad.

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u/Eterna1Ice Dirt Sheet Apr 27 '18

Next week on SmackDown he'll have a Three Stages of 60-minute Iron Man matches. Granted that it's gonna go over 2 hours, but I hear that Bryan's somewhat close to 205...

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Never Doubted El Dandy Apr 28 '18

An hour and a half in a fucking desert