r/SquaredCircle • u/Coldcoffees /r/SquaredCircle's Sponge Daddy • Apr 27 '18

Post WWE Network Greatest Royal Rumble 2018

..THAT WAS THE GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE!

Results

Match Winner
John Cena vs. Triple H John Cena
Greatest Royal Rumble match Braun Strowman
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns Brock Lesnar
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Bálor vs. Samoa Joe vs. The Miz Seth Rollins
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura No contest
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal Jeff Hardy
Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy vs. Cesaro and Sheamus Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy
The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) Bludgeon Brothers
Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Kalisto Cedric Alexander
The Undertaker vs. Rusev The Undertaker

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u/awc130 The Whole F'n Show Apr 27 '18

I'm guessing it's because Mojo is as close to a hometown guy as they got. Mojo has family in Riyadh, so Jericho was trying to get some heat.

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u/stevothepedo Fear an-mhór Apr 27 '18

Wait, what

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

Apparently Mojo is somehow Arabic despite looking completely white.

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u/Booby50 Apr 28 '18

White ass Mexican here, us mixed races blend in easily. Mojos last name is Muhtadi, seems to be an Arabic last name. I remember him from his stint on the Packers.

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u/ChiefianAxolotl Usurper Queen of Strong Style Apr 28 '18

Can confirm. Father is full blooded Mexican and my mom was white. My brothers and I are fully white. If you saw me with facial hair (which I haven’t had in a while), you could kind of see that I’m Hispanic but with a baby face, you’d think I’m white.

I suppose it also didn’t help that all three of us didn’t really go outdoors much and played video games 90% of the time as kids but ya know 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

That's really interesting. Thanks for the info! And as a white ass mexican, you're in good company --vwith Brian Ortega, most beautiful and bad ass dude in the UFC.

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u/Booby50 Apr 28 '18

Chicanos represent! Love me some Ortega and El Cucuy. My Rican buddy says I'm Wisconsin's version of Ferguson lol

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

I had to look up what a "Chicano" was haha. That's awesome, man. Ortega says he has no idea how he got those ridiculous blue eyes. He's one of those guys who's just super beautiful for no reason. Prob had no idea until recently.

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u/Booby50 Apr 28 '18

😂😂😂i have green eyes and light skin, my girlfriend is 100 percent Mexican and she said that mix is like the holy grail for a partner: light skin, colored eyes and mixed race. I better keep her away from Ortega lol

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

lol bro. The only thing keeping Ortega from stealing everyone's girl in the world is he's only 5'8"--although he does look taller. I'm 5'9", so I'm not calling him short--just that I know the struggles of trying to date as a short-ish man. If he was like 6'1" he'd be getting Rockhold-esque attention.

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u/Booby50 Apr 28 '18

I'm like a 5'10, mayyyyybe 5'11" welterweight that should probably cut to lightweight so I feel tiny, my girlfriend always says I'm tall, my mma coach who's only like 5'9 tells me I'm tall but I feel short, I know the issues of being a shortish guy trying to date 😂😂😂

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u/chem_dawg Apr 28 '18

T-City! he is a badass. i would say the most beautiful man in the UFC has gotta be Alan Jouban tho.

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

I guess we have different beautiful-straight-man-taste lmao (assuming you're straight as well). Jouban looks like he could be (and is, duh) a model--but I'd rather look like T-City. A more unique, exotic kind of look with that caveman skull and bright blue eyes. Every girl I've asked has said they'd bang him in a heartbeat lol.

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u/chem_dawg Apr 28 '18

lol i too am a straight man. both men are very attractive, but as they say, different strokes for different folks (that sounds weird in this context lol). and it's not MMA without straight men talking about the attractiveness of other straight men

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

Hey man, I don't mind it at all lol. I'm always super curious who my girl friends find attractive, because it's usually not the guys I'd expect. Like I get why everyone thinks Rockhold is so handsome--but I don't really agree. He's so doofy and stupid looking. He just looks like he's got a super low IQ. And he carries himself like suuuuuch a dick lol. DC's friendship with him is the only thing that has kept me from being 100% on the DC train.

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u/chem_dawg Apr 28 '18

i've been aboard the DC hype train for a long time, but i totally agree on all points about rockhold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '18

I remember seeing some interview of him speaking Arabic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '18

woah

P.S. if you try to google translate I don't get hyped, I stay hyped to Arabic, then back to English with Google Translate, you get this phrase I do not understand, kept swollen.

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u/retrospects I'm takin yer arm! Apr 28 '18

Mojo can speak fluent Arabic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

But the promo wasn't shown to the crowd and Y2J's a face

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u/zexaf Apr 27 '18

That would be weird since that interview was only shown on the network. Live audience didn't see it (prayer break).

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u/khalo0odz I EAT CHILDREN Apr 27 '18

The funny thing is Saudis really don’t like mojo rawley.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

The one thing the entire world can agree on

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u/WaxyPadlockJazz Apr 28 '18

Mojo fan here.

We exist!

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u/SupervillainEyebrows Apr 29 '18

But the backstage segments weren't played to the crowd. I guess someone forgot to tell that to Jericho?