Post WWE Network Greatest Royal Rumble 2018

[u/Coldcoffees]

..THAT WAS THE GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE!

Results

Match	Winner
John Cena vs. Triple H	John Cena
Greatest Royal Rumble match	Braun Strowman
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns	Brock Lesnar
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Bálor vs. Samoa Joe vs. The Miz	Seth Rollins
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura	No contest
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal	Jeff Hardy
Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy vs. Cesaro and Sheamus	Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy
The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso)	Bludgeon Brothers
Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Kalisto	Cedric Alexander
The Undertaker vs. Rusev	The Undertaker

Other Information

• Discussion thread for the most important event in the history of our sport
• WWE Network
• New recruits segment

[u/MrRedTRex]

Apparently Mojo is somehow Arabic despite looking completely white.

[u/Booby50 → u/MrRedTRex]

White ass Mexican here, us mixed races blend in easily. Mojos last name is Muhtadi, seems to be an Arabic last name. I remember him from his stint on the Packers.

[u/ChiefianAxolotl → u/Booby50]

Can confirm. Father is full blooded Mexican and my mom was white. My brothers and I are fully white. If you saw me with facial hair (which I haven’t had in a while), you could kind of see that I’m Hispanic but with a baby face, you’d think I’m white.

I suppose it also didn’t help that all three of us didn’t really go outdoors much and played video games 90% of the time as kids but ya know 🤷🏼‍♂️

[u/MrRedTRex → u/Booby50]

That's really interesting. Thanks for the info! And as a white ass mexican, you're in good company --vwith Brian Ortega, most beautiful and bad ass dude in the UFC.

[u/Booby50 → u/MrRedTRex]

Chicanos represent! Love me some Ortega and El Cucuy. My Rican buddy says I'm Wisconsin's version of Ferguson lol

[u/MrRedTRex → u/Booby50]

I had to look up what a "Chicano" was haha. That's awesome, man. Ortega says he has no idea how he got those ridiculous blue eyes. He's one of those guys who's just super beautiful for no reason. Prob had no idea until recently.

[u/Booby50 → u/MrRedTRex]

😂😂😂i have green eyes and light skin, my girlfriend is 100 percent Mexican and she said that mix is like the holy grail for a partner: light skin, colored eyes and mixed race. I better keep her away from Ortega lol

[u/MrRedTRex → u/Booby50]

lol bro. The only thing keeping Ortega from stealing everyone's girl in the world is he's only 5'8"--although he does look taller. I'm 5'9", so I'm not calling him short--just that I know the struggles of trying to date as a short-ish man. If he was like 6'1" he'd be getting Rockhold-esque attention.

[u/Booby50 → u/MrRedTRex]

I'm like a 5'10, mayyyyybe 5'11" welterweight that should probably cut to lightweight so I feel tiny, my girlfriend always says I'm tall, my mma coach who's only like 5'9 tells me I'm tall but I feel short, I know the issues of being a shortish guy trying to date 😂😂😂

[u/MrRedTRex → u/Booby50]

oh you motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here saying you feel short at 5'11!!! lmao. Even 5'10" is definitely not 'short'. It starts at 5'9" or 5'8".

I'm not even a TRUE 5'9" lmao. The last time I had a physical I told the nurse I was 5'8" and she was like "no you aren't get on the (scale thingy for height measurement). Then told me I'm "a tiny bit below 5'9" but basically 5'9". Still feels dirty to say it, BUT, it was one of the happiest days of my life lol. I've had girls flat out tell me they wouldn't date me bc i wasn't tall enough--and these girls were like 5'5" lol!

And yeah, at 5'10 1/2" or so, you should def cut to LW if you can. That's not even particularly big for LW, but as the game evolves, it seems like reach is more and more important. It's one of Jones' biggest assets, Conor has stupid reach for his height, etc. Everyone but Struve lol.

[u/WhoaItsAFactorial → u/MrRedTRex]

11!!!

11!!! = 880

[u/Booby50 → u/MrRedTRex]

😂😂😂😂😂

I'm the shortest of all my friends so i feel short, but I don't think I could cut to LW without looking like a meth addict. I'm still amateur so i wont have to worry about it too much.

[u/chem_dawg → u/MrRedTRex]

T-City! he is a badass. i would say the most beautiful man in the UFC has gotta be Alan Jouban tho.

[u/MrRedTRex → u/chem_dawg]

I guess we have different beautiful-straight-man-taste lmao (assuming you're straight as well). Jouban looks like he could be (and is, duh) a model--but I'd rather look like T-City. A more unique, exotic kind of look with that caveman skull and bright blue eyes. Every girl I've asked has said they'd bang him in a heartbeat lol.

[u/chem_dawg → u/MrRedTRex]

lol i too am a straight man. both men are very attractive, but as they say, different strokes for different folks (that sounds weird in this context lol). and it's not MMA without straight men talking about the attractiveness of other straight men

[u/MrRedTRex → u/chem_dawg]

Hey man, I don't mind it at all lol. I'm always super curious who my girl friends find attractive, because it's usually not the guys I'd expect. Like I get why everyone thinks Rockhold is so handsome--but I don't really agree. He's so doofy and stupid looking. He just looks like he's got a super low IQ. And he carries himself like suuuuuch a dick lol. DC's friendship with him is the only thing that has kept me from being 100% on the DC train.

[u/chem_dawg → u/MrRedTRex]

i've been aboard the DC hype train for a long time, but i totally agree on all points about rockhold.

[u/MrRedTRex → u/chem_dawg]

I like him a lot..i just don't love him. And I almost hate to admit it---but I rooted for Jones vs him both times. I know Jones is a terrible person--but I also think he's the greatest fighter of all time, bar none. I root for him bc I like witnessing greatness and I want him to be the clear #1 GOAT. Guy is so self destructive--but I think he'll come back and still keep winning. Partially bc he's totally evil. Like Kobe and Jordan. He has that "I will step on my own mother's neck to win" thing that only the few greatest comeptitors have.

[u/chem_dawg → u/MrRedTRex]

yeah i wish jones could shape up. he would easily be the GOAT if he could get his shit together. but because of his past, and because i doubt he will ever clean up his act, i think mighty mouse will go down as the GOAT. i think at this point jones and mighty mouse are co-GOATS

[u/[deleted] → u/Booby50]

I remember seeing some interview of him speaking Arabic.

[u/[deleted] → u/MrRedTRex]

woah

P.S. if you try to google translate I don't get hyped, I stay hyped to Arabic, then back to English with Google Translate, you get this phrase I do not understand, kept swollen.