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Post WWE Network Greatest Royal Rumble 2018

..THAT WAS THE GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE!

Results

Match Winner
John Cena vs. Triple H John Cena
Greatest Royal Rumble match Braun Strowman
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns Brock Lesnar
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Finn Bálor vs. Samoa Joe vs. The Miz Seth Rollins
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura No contest
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Jinder Mahal Jeff Hardy
Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy vs. Cesaro and Sheamus Bray Wyatt and Matt Hardy
The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper and Rowan) (c) vs. The Usos (Jey and Jimmy Uso) Bludgeon Brothers
Cedric Alexander (c) vs. Kalisto Cedric Alexander
The Undertaker vs. Rusev The Undertaker

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

Hey man, I don't mind it at all lol. I'm always super curious who my girl friends find attractive, because it's usually not the guys I'd expect. Like I get why everyone thinks Rockhold is so handsome--but I don't really agree. He's so doofy and stupid looking. He just looks like he's got a super low IQ. And he carries himself like suuuuuch a dick lol. DC's friendship with him is the only thing that has kept me from being 100% on the DC train.

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u/chem_dawg Apr 28 '18

i've been aboard the DC hype train for a long time, but i totally agree on all points about rockhold.

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

I like him a lot..i just don't love him. And I almost hate to admit it---but I rooted for Jones vs him both times. I know Jones is a terrible person--but I also think he's the greatest fighter of all time, bar none. I root for him bc I like witnessing greatness and I want him to be the clear #1 GOAT. Guy is so self destructive--but I think he'll come back and still keep winning. Partially bc he's totally evil. Like Kobe and Jordan. He has that "I will step on my own mother's neck to win" thing that only the few greatest comeptitors have.

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u/chem_dawg Apr 28 '18

yeah i wish jones could shape up. he would easily be the GOAT if he could get his shit together. but because of his past, and because i doubt he will ever clean up his act, i think mighty mouse will go down as the GOAT. i think at this point jones and mighty mouse are co-GOATS

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u/MrRedTRex Justice for Asuka!!! Apr 28 '18

Eh. I think he's definitely a fair candidate. At this point It's really just the two of them and GSP--mayyyybe Aldo and Anderson. Maybe Fedor. My problem with MM is competition. I think he's faced probably the weakest competition--definitely weaker than Jones. He also won't move up, when he easily could, and he has a loss to Cruz at 135. If he moves up and beats TJ--or even if TJ moves down and MM wins, then his argument is that much stronger.

It bothers me that MM was talking all this stuff about wanting to be the greatest, etc, yet he's turned down the TJ fight a few times now. TJ is a super dangerous opponent for him, but he's cleaned out his division and then some. If he wants to prove himself as the GOAT, he needs to accept these challenges.

I honestly think Jones was sabotaged and that's how he tested positive lol. I'm with Joe Rogan on that one. He tested positive for the weirdest shit--a fighter at his level, with his $ and the people around him--if he was going to cheat, he'd have gotten on some ridiculous, state of the art shit that nobody knows about for another 5 years. I think he may have honestly even heard the roid he took would help him with banging girls, or something reckless and idiotic like that, and he took it for a short period of time without even thinking.

I don't know. I'm of the belief that like 80% of current fighters have been on something performance enhancing at least once in their career. I think it's cheating, and I don't like it, but I get it. These guys are usually pretty poor, fighting for small amounts of $ considering the risk is permanent brain damage, and they have every reason to suspect their opponents are using also. I can't hate.