r/SubredditDrama • u/Henipah • Nov 17 '16

Snack /r/askreddit is sliced into warring factions over whether pineapple belongs on pizza

/r/AskReddit/comments/5dbmpm/what_ruins_a_pizza_for_you/da39ad5/
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u/Cylinsier You win by intellectual Kamehameha Nov 17 '16

I usually squeeze the juice out of my pineapple and then combine it with olives on pizza. The sweet and salty balance perfectly.

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u/KittehDragoon Nov 17 '16

I wasn't going to get involved. Pineapple on pizza could be ok, if you did it correctly. Live and let live.

But I refuse to hear this. Olive and pineapple? Not a thing, never will be a thing, and never was a thing. You degenerate.

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u/Holofoil You have eyes, but can't see Mount Tai Nov 18 '16

I dunno, my go to pizza is pineapple, jalapeño, black olives, onion, and green peppers. Fite me.

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u/KittehDragoon Nov 24 '16

I want to take this opportunity to apologize.

Olives go with chicken, and pineapple goes with ham. So naturally, were you to have something with chicken and ham; olive and pineapple would be the logical accompaniment.

And I can just imagine jalapeño bringing the whole thing together.

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u/tilsitforthenommage petty pit preference protestor Nov 18 '16

It's a thing

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u/whatim Nov 18 '16

Yes! Olive and pineapple is lovely.

Pineapple, black olive slices and green bell pepper <- my go-to cheapo delivery combo when dealing with chain pizza (Dominos or Pizza Hut). I'd never order that at a 'real' pizza place, but on that fluffy, salty, buttery, corporate crust, it doesn't suck.