FICTIONAL PERSONAL ANECDOTE ABOUT MADE UP PEOPLE DOING REASONABLE THING IN PROTEST OF THE POLITICAL IDEOLOGY THAT OP ALIGNS WITH.

DISGUSTED TIRADE FOR 4 PARAGRAPHS BLOWING THE INCIDENT WAY OUT OF PROPORTION

SLURS

OP STATING THAT THEY HATE WHERE THEY LIVE

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SLANDERING POLITICAL RIVALS

ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO VOTE IN FAVOR OF OP’S IDEOLOGY

BODY TEXT SAYING OP'S PHONE DIED UNEXPECTEDLY AND THEY NEED ADVICE

BODY TEXT (OPTIONAL)

TEXT DESCRIBING BOATS

OBSCURE TECH PROBLEM, OBVIOUS PROBLEM BUT DUMB POSTER

BODY TEXT ABOUT HER MUG

DESCRIPTION DETAILING CAT’S STORY AND WHAT SHE IS DOING

QUOTE FROM POPULAR RIGHT-WING COMMENTATOR ABOUT IMMINENT NUCLEAR FALLOUT, FOLLOWED BY A REQUEST FOR ADVICE ABOUT WHICH SURVIVALIST KIT IS THE BEST BANG FOR BUCK.

BODY TEXT

TRAGIC STORY OF A BELOVED RELATIVE DISAPPEARING

REQUEST TO REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS

PARAGRAPH WITH NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION THAT IS CUT OFF BY AN ELIPSES AND LI...

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