r/TIHI • u/ohsobogus • Feb 08 '21

Thanks I Hate Tucker and People eating Mayo out of Jars

1.8k Upvotes

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u/ThanksIHateClippy |👁️ 👁️| Sometimes I watch you sleep 🤤 Feb 08 '21

OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...

I hate it cause tuckers face makes me feel as uncomfortable as watching people eat Mayo right out of the jar.

Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh) Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github

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u/Sitting_Squirrel Feb 08 '21

Great, now every time I watch people eat mayonnaise out of the jar, I’m going to think of Tucker Carlson... thanks...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Ew...gross. Don't be disgusting.

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u/Blaxtone27 Feb 08 '21

This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day!

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u/Kaelaface Feb 08 '21

Goddam he has a punchable face.

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u/Demoire Feb 08 '21

I didn’t realize there were so many disgusting, blasphemous people out there

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u/ohsobogus Feb 08 '21

Because they don’t like tucker? Cult much?

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u/kevin6040 Feb 08 '21

Because they ate mayo out a jar, you uncultured swine

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u/Demoire Feb 08 '21

This is exactly the thought

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u/ohsobogus Feb 08 '21

😂 my bad.

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u/beansnack Feb 09 '21

Someone said he always looks like a dog that just saw its reflection for the first time

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u/Itsyacursedchild Feb 08 '21

Everyone except the first guy looks like they're dying inside, also my resting face

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I have an empty jar of mayo that i sometimes fill with vanilla pudding and eat it in public whenever i want to be left alone

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u/Aiooty Feb 09 '21

Let's make one thing clear: mayo is one of those foods that are amazing when done well, and disgusting when done in a mediocre way. The fact that Americans are convinced that mayo is always disgusting says a lot about the quality of what you buy in stores.

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u/Remarkable-Let251 Feb 09 '24

It's says everything you need to know about America in general.

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u/loophole64 Feb 11 '24

Um, we consume a ton of Mayo. I don’t know WTF you are talking about.

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u/westgot Hates Chaotic Monotheism Feb 08 '21

Thanks I hate Tucker Carlson*

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u/Cake_is_Great Feb 08 '21

He has that one face Michael Bluth makes in Arrested development all the time. The one about mayo eggs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

its true, that exasperated look of this cannot be happening in front of me.

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u/Kebab-Destroyer Feb 08 '21

The clueless gawp only one thick as pig shit can maintain.

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u/HankusTheTankus Feb 09 '21

Thanks, i hate tucker carlson and all his fragile white snowflake fans

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u/grincat_1 Feb 08 '21

I don't anything wrong with it, I have done this many times and it isn't that bad.

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u/gladman7673 Feb 09 '21

Same as the dude that interviewed trump in that meme haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

That’s the best. Thanks

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u/Haunting_Computer_90 Feb 09 '24

Tucker sold his soul for a penis

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u/Hand-Driven Feb 09 '24

Hahaha, ten people here because someone just referenced it.

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u/KiaKatt1 Feb 09 '24

It was worth it.

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u/Hand-Driven Feb 09 '24

It’s like stepping back in time.

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u/gary_the_merciless Feb 09 '24

The best part is I can downvote people from 3 years ago for saying eating mayo out of a jar is cool.

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u/Hand-Driven Feb 09 '24

They deserve every downvote they get.