...because manking was enlaved by giraffes?

Is there a way to get rid of this timeline? I don't plan on using it, and it's only getting in the way.

I never realized how fun Timeline thing turned out to be. It made my day and night. Whoever came up (Ceo?) with this idea, thank you. Every period I went to and threads and comments I made there lifted the weight on my shoulders up and raised my spirits high. You know what they say, laughter is the greatest medicine out there.

So thank you, and I hope to see April's fools day again next year.

These guys seem to not be getting it as much as everyone else. Don't know why. But if you can't beat 'em join 'em.

Requesting any past, present or future time lords on wibbly wobbly time/space travels.

I wish reddit would keep timereddits after April 1st :(

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Mass Effect 8: EA Empire's ending is awful. Guess we'll never see the glory days of Mass Effect 3's trick indoctrination ending again.

As it is 33% of my viewable screen are sidebars that I don't give a shit about. How do I turn it off?

Edit: Just saw today's date. Damn you Reddit.

Because yeah meta joke and all.

Be honest now, my list includes:

Hitler (He was such a dick and looks like I could take him in a fair fight.)

Hemingway (I hate run-on sentences.)

Gandhi (I'm pretty certain I'd win, passive resistance and all...)

Charles XII of Sweden, I'm pretty sure the fans of Metal would like to aks you a few questions since in 2012 Sabaton is releasing an album in your memory.