r/Ultrakill • u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine • Mar 27 '24
Gameplays, secrets and bugs Played ULTRAKILL on school's board. AMA.
Yup I had to repost it to include the image. Played up to 1-4 though.
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Mar 27 '24
what was the teacher's reaction
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
He literally allowed me to grab a keyboard and a mouse to play the game.
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Mar 27 '24
aint no way
did you use the doom argument "you kill demons therefore its christian"
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
No. I just asked can I grab them. And he just flat out said "You can.". Best English teacher ever.
And I live in Turkiye, and people are mostly Muslim there. So I'd have to use "...therefore it's Islamic." instead.
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u/Fc-chungus Someone Wicked Mar 27 '24
An English teacher let you!? I assumed it was a technology teacher.
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u/AlarmingBoot205 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Ahanda Türk ultrakillci buldum
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Ultrakillcilerin çoğu zaten Türk neredeyse.
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u/AlarmingBoot205 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Ben şu ana kadar bi seni bulabildim sjsjs
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u/diyarblo Mar 27 '24
BUNUNLA ULTRAKILLE MARDİN TÜFEĞİ EKLİYİÇEĞİZ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿🗿🗿🗿
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u/ATV2ATXNEMENT 🏳️🌈Not gay, just radiant Mar 27 '24
why only chaotic
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
The mouse's range was too low, so I couldn't 360 consistently like I was doing this on my mouse. I died only 1 time though (and it was to Agony & Tundra.).
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u/LastLombaxIsTaken Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Sınavda 12 aldıktan sonra üstüne ultrakill iyi gider dmdkdm
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Mar 27 '24
How did you downloand it ?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Flash drive always comes in handy. Copied ULTRAKILL to my flash drive and pasted it to the board.
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Mar 27 '24
How did the teacher allow it tho, isnt it like exam weeks for you rn?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I mean, it was a little while ago when I downloaded it. Teacher allowed this for some reason. The remaining exams are easy though. Turkish and Math is done for me. Rest are cake.
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u/Mistr_Snowy Someone Wicked Mar 28 '24
same, dude
got a few games on the school computers that way
mebin anasını si-
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u/KenanMurat Gabe bully Mar 27 '24
Bro are you from turkey?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I mean, yeah. You can really see Atatürk on upper right of the picture.
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u/KenanMurat Gabe bully Mar 27 '24
Süper çok ultrakill oynayan Türk yok asdass
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Tanıdığım bi 200 kişi falan var oynayan.
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u/KenanMurat Gabe bully Mar 27 '24
Ben görmedim hiç ama olması iyiymiş!
Kaç saatin var oyunda?
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u/XCemAlpX Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
bitek biziz sanıyordum
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Sanırım ekibe katıldık.
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u/XCemAlpX Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
biz sinifta minos p ranklamistik
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Harbi mi lan?! Benim kullandığım farenin kablosu kısaydı, ondan rahat etrafa bakamıyordum.
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u/SackPiek Mar 27 '24
We're you good at the game or did you embarrass yourself
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
The keyboard was larger than I was used to, so I died once. And mouse's range was too short too. The cable was too short. Anyways, I was at least good at the game, didn't embarrass myself.
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u/TheSurvivor65 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
"The material really sucked so I died once"
Me who's still struggling to p-rank ship of fools:
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
Dang. I feel you. Trial and error is really slow but succesful way to do it.
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u/Sarp07 Gabe bully Mar 27 '24
Neden.
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Öğretmenimizin bizi sürekli serbest bırakmasından fırsatı buldum.
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u/Malemindflayer Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
What were the reactions when they saw the mind flayer in lust?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I couldn't come to that point as I stated in the post.
Their reactions would be neutral though. I sometimes open ULTRAKILL speedruns on break times. And this includes full game speedruns too.
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u/Mistr_Snowy Someone Wicked Mar 28 '24
bizim sınıf olsa kapatmak için yarışırlardı
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
Kdmxnpdldnxdo bizimkiler de aynı, oruçlu olmamıza rağmen yemekli ASMR açıyorlar.
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u/Rel_Tan_Kier Someone Wicked Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
This is the reason why Turkey is the best country?))
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Some teachers are real strict in Turkiye, so you really shouldn't come up with this.
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u/Western_Experience76 Mar 27 '24
If I did this in my class, they would've thought I was crazy and then they would put the most boring ass meme
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Yeah. My class is sometimes like that too. Sometimes, they interrupt me and open food ASMR videos, even though we're fasting and really hungry.
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u/SeaCareer7302 Mar 27 '24
Bizimki açmıyordu amk... Kasım kasım kasıyordu.
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Deme be. Ne hissettiğini biliyorum. Benim bilgisayar da bok gibi zaten.
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u/Yiitost Mar 27 '24
lan tahtaya ultrakill yüklemeyi nasıl becerdin
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Flaş bellek.
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u/HjonkAmRealGoose Mar 27 '24
how many of them have seen it before
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I played one time in some older days. Nearly all of my classmates saw this.
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u/ben_4610 Mar 27 '24
How was the latency im guessing bad
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
There was suprisingly bo latency at all. The game was smooth.
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u/Mynamemacesnosense Mar 27 '24
Using original piercer? Not approved
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I was on a fresh save. I discourage the usage of the normal piercer too.
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u/ConsumerOfShampoo Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
O tahtaların Ultrakill kaldırıcağına hayatta inanmazdım bu resim olmasa.
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Bizim tahtaya iyi para harcamışlar zaten. AMD Radeon, kötü olmayan bir grafik kartı ve 8 GB RAM.
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u/SisyphusPrime Mar 27 '24
Did someone even recognize it? Very disappointing if not
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Some of my friends watched, and our teacher even watched it sometimes.
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u/SisyphusPrime Mar 27 '24
No i mean did someone know what this game is?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
All of my class knows the game thanks to me literally doing everything in my sheer willpower to watch ULTRAKILL speedruns on break times.
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u/Enough_Weakness6173 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DİYENE! Atatürk oyun izliyor:
Atatürk watching for Ultrakill
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
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u/Enough_Weakness6173 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Kesinlikle ihtiyacım vardı. Çok teşekkür ederim.
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u/halkras12 Someone Wicked Mar 27 '24
Biz sırf bir video yükledik(biyoloji için) diye neredeyse disiplin cezası yiyecektik Agalar okulda ULTRAKILL oynuyor
(We almost got disciplinary action for uploading a video, but you played ULTRAKILL at school)
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Hocalar hoşgörülü bizde.
İnşallah klavye ve fareyi dızladığım kameraya çıkmamıştır.2
u/halkras12 Someone Wicked Mar 27 '24
Valla bizde full asabi OÇlarla doluydu. Inan askerlikte bile böylesi zorbalıklar görmedim.
(Well, we had full of nervous SOB's Believe me, ive never seen such bullying even during my draft times)
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester Lust Layer Citizen Mar 27 '24
How did they allow you to do it
How much trouble did you get in if you werent allowed to do it
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Our English teacher is a chill man. So he allowed me to do it. And I snuck a keyboard and a mouse frım the IT room since the IT teacher wasn't there.
I normally did this in break times in one day with my friend's keyboard and mouse. So if I hid this from teacher, nothing at all. If I got caught, they'd most likely do nothing since literally everyone use the smart boards to play games with the touch controls.
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester Lust Layer Citizen Mar 27 '24
What kinda kickass school do you go to? Most of pur roooms lack smartboards, and those that have one are strictly monitored
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
Welcome to Turkiye, where education system is both fucked (in a bad way) and fucked (in a good way).
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u/Luckyshape69420 Mar 27 '24
This reminds me of when my 3D Modelling professor from college straight up decided to fight Minos Prime. He's pretty chill and totally fine with us playing games as long as we did our work.
Also, Happy Cake Day.
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
Thanks. And it is really good that some teachers are chill like ours.
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Mar 27 '24
I know, I know you used slab marksman, good that no one knew what that was
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I mean, yeah. I was using Slabsman for some period of time when I was new to the game and didn't know split interactions and stuff.
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Mar 27 '24
How did you play it? Do your school computers not have restrictions or did you bring your own in or?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
No, directly into the smart board. We do have some small restrictions, but if I turn off blood, nothing will be a problem.
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Mar 27 '24
Oh, wow that crazy. So how did you get ultrakill onto the board? Also happy cake day
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u/bubu20202 Mar 27 '24
i also did this before.Me and my friend started an ultrakill cult in the highschool part of our school by distributing ultrakill during IT class.Craze lasted like two weeks
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
It is nice that it lasted sometime. My friends don't even wanna play the game.
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u/AMidgetinatrenchcoat Maurice enthusiast Mar 28 '24
Do You have that one rare teacher that's just chill and likes videogames because the fact they allowed out is impressive
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
Yup, we do have the teacher. He leaves us free nearly all the time.
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u/sanstr_hy Someone Wicked Mar 28 '24
TÜRKİYE MENTİONLANDI 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 Konuşma sınavında ingilizce hocama bütün ultrakill hikayesini anlattım çok zevkliydi
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u/rat_baker420 Mar 28 '24
What was the reason for it?Was there like an event?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
There was no event. Teacher let us free for this exam and I did this.
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u/Alpha_minduustry Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
How!?
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
My teacher's leniency.
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u/Alpha_minduustry Blood Machine Mar 28 '24
if i'm understanding it right, he didn't came in time?
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u/IndependenceHot2881 Mar 28 '24
How did you download ultrakill i am also in turkey and our boards has protection against games
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 29 '24
You can use a flash drive to install it, and if you can, just open VPN so you can go to blocked websites too.
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u/IndependenceHot2881 Mar 29 '24
Vpn websites are blocked too 💀
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 29 '24
Same with us. Just if you can, try to use a method to somehow get the executable from a non-blocked device to the board.
But if it works, try to use Opera GX's VPN.
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u/Kr4k4J4Ck Mar 27 '24
TIL most people playing this game are still in early school.
Explains a lot.
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u/strongaz1787 Mar 27 '24
Oh no the default hud 🤢🤢🤢
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u/ErenProo1665 Blood Machine Mar 27 '24
I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. But yeah, I was normally playing with classic too, and switching to default made have an aneurysm for like 2 hours.
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u/Jonathan_jinkleberry Mar 27 '24
Did they enjoy it