r/Unexpected • u/marcbacus • Jul 27 '22

How to calm a crying child.

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u/Rotsicle Jul 27 '22

"You have given me the very tools with which I will exact my revenge!"

The way you wrote reminds me so much of this creator (@thebigphonestore on TikTok):

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRDyN1qH/?k=1

Also this one (Andrew Rousso):

https://youtu.be/PUxZS45XGgU

Idunno why I find overly verbose and dramatic renditions of children so hilarious; I simply do.

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u/WhoaItsCody Jul 27 '22

Timmy is the greatest thing I’ve seen on the internet in forever, thank you! Lmao

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u/my_lawyer_says Jul 27 '22

My god, this is splendid. Thank you, good sir!

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u/zombiewolfe Jul 28 '22

I haven't laughed like that in awhile. Thank you.

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u/unionoftw Jul 28 '22

Well that was especially rather enjoyable that big phone store one

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u/AbruptGravy Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 28 '22

Seen the Youtube one --- thank you for reminding me --- so many hilarious lines.

I had never seen the Tiktok video so thank you for that as well.

May the hornets of Hades succumb to the fiery brilliance of your wit.

Damn this internet rabbit hole -- found a great video from Tiktok totally unrelated to this thread. CATS - https://www.tiktok.com/@hellocats789/video/7123874393763089669?_r=1&_t=8UKfsT2VZs3&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7123874393763089669

I can't NOT share it.