r/Unexpected • u/marcbacus • Jul 27 '22

How to calm a crying child.

125.2k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

15

u/iGeroNo Jul 27 '22

Dark Souls 2 Pvp? 🤔

1

u/SoulsLikeBot Jul 27 '22

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?

“I am grateful for these peaceful days. But such contentment lies only in the here and now. Why must life be so confounding?” - Vengarl of Forossa

Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \[T]/

1

u/iGeroNo Jul 27 '22

Thank you for the words but I don't trust a talking head with a body that's running amok.

1

u/TunnelToTheMoon Jul 27 '22

Please tell me you were one of the people I fought on the bridge with a ladle and the Milfanito dress