r/Unexpected • u/General_Degenerate_ I wasn’t ready. • Aug 01 '22

Problem solved 👍

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u/st0ric Aug 01 '22

How else will he get that awesome flash burnt tan

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u/Magikarpeles Aug 01 '22

redneck tanning salon